Erik Campbell (Final Destination Bloodlines) - Emo boy, tattoos, piercings, dies, vulgar (but funny), family oriented, smart ass, facial hair, longish shaggy black hair, wears all black, drinks like 1 beer, saw shirtless (kinda)

Jake (Woodland) - tattoos, photographer, drug addict, vulgar (but funny), kind of a loner, smart ass, facial hair, short brown hair with one long piece, very good survival woods skills, wears dark clothes, drinks, girlfriend leaves him due to him threatening her and she dies, really tried to save Sparky and does by DYING, saw shirtless, uses gun

Rodger (The Return) - Short hair, facial hair, wears dark clothes, dead sister and dead parents, saw shirtless, yummy scene, second gen genius, DID HE DIE?! I mean a technical timeline of him did I guess

Vern (Lowlife) - Dumb country boy! Still wears dark clothes and camo, loves candy, longish hair, very greasy, facial hair, uses gun, sassy, so manipulative, fucking dies, not in the movie much

Alex Wright (Grave Encounter 2) - THE BEST EMO HORROR BOY, PARTY ON MOTHERFUCKERS, the dress and the wig, more shirtless baby, so greasy, aspiring film director, dark clothes, no facial hair, conspiracy theorist to the max, obsessive, totally crazy, really persuasive, Film Everything, i think he actually cared for Jen, fighter for a twink, lived but at what cost??

Tryst with a Y (Fakes) - THE BLONDE, definitely cunty, seeming a little gay (not gay maybe bi), redbull drinker, can’t tell if he is crazy or hella nice, vapes, non-dominated index finger pick to lose - fun fact, drug dealer, totally littered, he bought a duck??? (HE BOUGHT IT FOR HIS DAUGHTER), more shirtless man, lives with mom, sad man who is just trying to make money, really good at hiding emotions, but also an angry man, doesn’t seem to like guns, stop he’s a dad?! AND he’s trying?!, guy yells a lot, I swear if they kill him i’ma be pissed

John Murphy (The 100)

Season one - Jerk. JERK. Clean shaven baby face. Pissed on a dude. ANGRY man. Violent man. Gets hung for Will’s death even though he did nothing. Got banished from camp. Bring back biological warfare from grounders, poor baby just wants to be accepted, but goes for vengeance instead. Tries to hang Bellamy and ends up escaping.

Season two - Comes back and once again tries to help, but gets sacrificed. Ends up going with Jaha to find the city of light. EMORI!!! “Touch me again and I will end you… In a non criminal way” Funny season for john. Locked in a lighthouse and went CRAZY.

Season three (currently watching) - Seen shirtless (ooo la la), crazy beard in the beginning, long matted hair, crazy mountain/lighthouse man, finally clean! He totally digs Emori. “Let her go or i’ma drown the bitch in the red dress”, shirtless ooo la la la!, pretended to be dead, God I love him and Emori, the kiss!, living in a cave, come ooon John! Go after her brother, covering himself in pig blood, “go float yourself”, protecting Emori, gets himself captured.. Shock and surprise. My god can this man not go one season without being beaten?! He really will do anything to survive and I kinda admire him, he is still pretty funny this season, NO MURPHY don’t agree with ontari!, BRUH YOU ARE WITH EMORI! DON’T LOOK AT ONTARI’S BODY!, with titus dead how does john get out of there?!, He is just poking at so many people oh my god murphy it is like you WANT to die, oh my GOD  why are you HELPING Ontari?!, Where is Emori?!, aaannnnd there is the SA of John Murphy

Seth Durand (A Mother’s Instinct) - Weird emo goth boy, clean shaven, short hair, the nail polish gives me life though, wearer of all black, definitely a little creepy, socially awkward, does drugs, smart ass, criminal, BITCH GETS KIDNAPPED, oh naky naky, black underwear nice, wet boi, desperate looked hot on him, dead brother, tattoos, can’t tell is he is crazy or just vengeful, WELL FUCK ME THEN he kidnapped a kid!, didn’t die but definitely went to jail

Clay (Margaux) - Pringles bong! Stoner, he’s so funn what the fuck? Also pornstache? Stop I love him? Thought he was going to turn into an animal. Blue minty green is so his color. Short brown hair, facial hair. Smart stoner, seems to be a lover of art… or boobies, Shirtless, always smoking, stupid little hero killed his weed, stop I love his shirts, shaved his pornstache, "it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay", soooo totally bi and into dudes, tryst growl 2.0, kissing the house, sloppy brown (to look up later), so falling in love with the house, not Michigan star, blows up but lives, don’t drink that my guy!, he just needs someone to be nice to him, how is he so smart yet so stupid???, FUCKING DIED, zombi house clay??, House clay just got POUNDED by a rock, crazy house clay ripping limbs is funny, happily holding a severed leg

Kirk Lane (I Still See You) - Loner boy, forever wearing dark clothes, short brown hair, obsessed with ghost/remnants, got kicked out of past school for something bad, bad boy kind of thief, not the skate as a weapon, drives an old car, misunderstood baby, dead dad, god i just want to hug him, god he looks so good in skinny jeans, why does he have bolt cutters…. WHY DOES HE HAVE BOLT CUTTERS!?, god he seems like such a good kisser, don’t you dare bury him alive, HE BETTER NOT HAVE DIED, OH THANK FUCK HE’S ALIVE, Stop he found his dad! He loves Ronnie so much and I love that for them

Alex (If I had wings) - Blind baby, wants to be a runner, short brown hair, funny baby, unpopular baby, saw shirtless, he wants to be a runner so badly, very sarcastic and I love him, not alex on the swing! He’s so cute, touch face to know what you look like, stop he’s such a guy and i love him, shirtless x2, god poor baby got bullied and I hate it, not him accusing his friend of stealing! Alex you know better, RUN BABY RUN! HE WON BABY WON HIS RACE, bby you deserve more than the bully, but I love love for you

Micheal Konner (Evangeline) - really cute, short brown hair, not the turtle neck, apparently loaded, leader of some frat house, aww he seems charming!, okay nope nvm he’s a psycho, what is this? Manhunt?, oh god he crazy, beats women I see, seems to get off on killing, he’s such a dick, him eating milk and cookies is kinda funny to me and idk why, I kinda can’t wait for his death… is that bad?, yeah another hot guy dead but he deserved this one

Max Borman (Van Helsing) - Yodeling music, smokes and drinks, the most OUT THERE looking clothes I have ever seen, dig the scarf though, “only the best”, love his little dance!, not skeet shooting with heads, this man is fucking CRAZY and I love him, drug addict?? short hair and facial hair, warden of a prison colony, mysteries are his favorite, his little skip is so cute stop, loves his gun, shoots willy nilly i swear!, whatever filter this show has does WONDERS for his eyes, violent man, total drug addict, makes weird little noises, YIP, I love his gun holster, CHUTZVA!, the way he said pussy was so funny, show on Netflix bleeps a lot of his cuss words so I don’t get to hear this man say his icon fuck, seems a little sexist, WOAH DID SHE JUST KILL HIM?!, he’s alive!?, took a woman and her kid hostage, crazy but very smart, poor baby lost his drugs, once again covered in blood and dirt, totally just snorted glass, why doesn't he die?!, oh is he a vampire?? One that heals super fast???, also him licking the blood off his hand was lowkey really sexy, I am going to have to find these scenes where I can hear his yell fuck, sharpshooter, I love him playing Russian Rolette, also his tongue!, and now he dead, decapitated.

Scott (no-no) - baseball player, Mr. Steal your girl, took his best friends girl, used to be on same team as friend but now rival teams, short brown hair and facial hair, pitcher, pretty good pitcher, got hit with the ball, dead mom, looks like he really misses his friend, loves video games and baseball, seems to excel at life naturally but works hard, really down to earth though, I guess it’s Scott’s world and we all just live in it

Seth (The Hollow) - short brown hair, no facial hair, of course dark clothes, kinda looks like an ass, very cryptic my guy, SIR WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN?!, sir why are you following them??, stop pointing guns at people!, internet sensation, visits haunted places (sounds very alex wright), coward, oh no… please don’t die…, DID HE JUST FUCKING DIE!?!?, if others are alive could he still be alive???, no I don’t think he’s coming back

Tyler (Scarecrow) - Jerk, forever again a wearer of dark clothes, short almost Justin Bieber looking hair, bully, thief, fucking BULLY, making out with his girlfriend on the bus which god I wanna kiss him too, horny little man my god, bad boy who is a fucking JERK, seeing a theme here, MY GOD HIS FUCKING DEAD BODY!!, I wish I could have seen his kill because the LOOK of his body all strung up and GNARLY looking, doesn’t even look like Richard tbh

William (Cruel & Unusual) - The slick hair and the suit and tie!, oh it’s a boarding school outfit, slaughtered both of his parents?! Hello??? And treating this like it’s an AA meeting?!, woah! My guy you are brutal!, so casually talking about murdering his parents, didn’t feel while killing his parents, if main guy is dead that means William is dead too, seems like he is reliving the fact that he killed his parents over and over again, NUT CHECK!!, “My name is William. I killed both my parents. I stabbed my father 28 times and smashed my mother’s skull.” TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS (Detroit become human reference.. sorry), has stuff on his arm???, hated that he killed his parents, gain acceptance???, angry but also seems a little timid??, really seemed like he is upset that he killed his parents, this’s seems like the worst afterlife ever tbh, he sits so politely in group, doesn’t want it to end???, maybe thinks he deserves this, yeah he thinks he deserves, comfort from his pain poor baby, seems to forget the main guy in the end but it seems like it happened because they reset the timeline

Kale Tremaine (A Cinderella Story: Starstruck) - not wearing dark clothes!, "fish fingers", little gay boy, talks with his hands, clean shave, short brown hair, loves his revenue, SASSY, what is his obsession with pigs and pork??, wants to be a manager, blowing stuff up on the ‘gram, seems to always be hungry, puts the ass in sass, love his facial expressions, oh my god he is such a bitch!, god i love how he just walks, i love kale, honey do you know how numbers work????, not him sitting cross-legged!, trying to be a business man but is not going well, THE BLUE ROBE IS SO CUTE ON HIM, the rolling of his eyes, he is such a money whore, not him GAGGING, THE YEE HAW and the pig snorting, why is him eating spaghetti so cute?, he wants french toast, he seems to be the smarter of the 3, his beef with the pig!!, him falling in the mud and his disgusted noise, his scream!!! I live!!, "YOU DEVIL PIG", shut up kale you snorter!, sweater KING, manipulative sassy man, so mean to his sister, tbh got what he deserved but he is so gosh darn CUTE

Rick (Puppet Killer) - THE GUYLINER, of course wearing all black, ignoring everyone and listening to corded headphones, RBF, “Oh… No..” rock music listener, bitch is going to bust his drums, getting shoved in the background, brother ISSUES, “kind of bangable in a go to jail kind of way” TRUTH, single lonely man, he gotta pee, he abducted by aliens once, I wanna hear about his anal probe, believer in aliens, totally the younger brother and i love it, I LOVE HIM OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK HE’S SO STUPID, always cursing which is on brand for Richard, hates christmas, he doesn’t want to be there and you can tell, smokes, like smacking lol, has a cool bong!, his music is literally just saying “die die die die die”, WOAH SIR WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS, I was not expecting LEGS, or bulge damn, I love his scream, in a nightmare death, sitting in the snow, do you think he brought eyeliner with him??, awww the heart to heart with brothers, he’s a sensitive man and I love him, they are such good brothers, “Keep it down! I’m a child for god's sake!”, Oh I love his outfit! The chain on his jeans are everything and the flannel and the middle finger shirt, “OH FUCK OFF!”, He knows the puppet is alive and of course no one believes him, classic tripping while running in the woods from the killer, AN ARROW TO THE EYE?! OW!!, and he’s dead.

Danny Reyes (Judas Kiss) - I forgot to live review him while I was watching, but he is an absolute TREASURE. Gay movie twink who just wants to be famous, for people to know what his father did to him, and to fall in love. He is very aggressive with his sexuality though and his good looks. Bangs his future self, which honestly, I would too if my future self was that hot. He is a tragic character that I love so much.

Andrew Breen (The Wishing Tree) - Rich private school boy, seems to hate his school and seemingly life, long brown hair, seeming to always get detention, WOOOOW he’s lashing out hard core, love the school uniform on him, got left behind during Christmas, doesn’t believe in wishes, failing a lot of classes, MY GOD HE’S SUCH A JERK, he’s so misunderstood, I kinda wanna hug him???, ended up in jail/holding, he is so lashing out for help/attention, has the brooding look down pack, doesn’t understand kindness so when people help it’s it’s cute, he’s a cliffnotes enthusiast, STOP HE IS FALLIN IN LOVE, he is falling so much in love oh my god it is so cute, ugh his mother, he is sticking up for his teacher and his friends, OH Charlston??? SC LET’S GO!, awwww he’s apologizing to her!, confessions!, noooo don’t reject him!, DANG IT KISS BLOCKED!!!, he’s feeling bad for getting the teacher fired, gotta do something to help!, he is learning!, God I love young Richard so much, he loves his parents, THEY KISSED YES!!!, awwww holding hands!, HE FELL THROUGH 3 FLOORS FROM THE ROOF!!, and now covered in blood classic Richard, definitely broke A LOT, he made a wish at the wishing tree awwww, alls well that ends well since it IS hallmark after all