#marcus conspires

working with very nice guy one month to working with lowkey evil guy the next is actually such a switch up.

accidentally gave my favorite coworker herpes nonsexually #ripmylife

i am unfortunately the evil co-worker who acts as if they're the boss when they're really not.

there comes an age when people start assuming you've kissed someone when you haven't. I'm getting to it and it's driving me insane.

also done with spanish which would have been an okay class if I was good at languages and/or hadn't started learning it at literally the most unstable point in my life.

back and forth Paul McCartney and The Merchant Ships while doing physics hw makes me feel dead