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“ Best Parent! who's the father/mother of the year? ”

Trigger Happy Havoc

- Chihiro Fujisaki

my headcanon is he would want to have kids, doesn't care if it's a boy or a girl, he has no favourites. he'd teach them how to be kind and respectful, even teach them some easy programming tips for fun to enlighten their minds, but nothing too complicated or boring. but I'm sure he would want his kids to be stronger than he is, so he'd definitely teach them (as much as he can) to protect themselves and others. i can see him smiling all sweetly while his kids are staring daggers at someone who's trying to insult him. he's such a gentle cutie pie who would CRY if his kids accidentally bit their tongue. i think he'd also prefer to talk to his kids before punishing them for something.

- Kyoko Kirigiri

obviously! despite how fierce her face looks, she's a gentle parent who isn't afraid to teach her kids wrong from right. her child/ren wouldn't be naughty either, they'd be smart and calm like her, maybe one would be a little cheerful or grumpy, but that's totally alright they'd still be polite. she wouldn't straight out ground them, maybe explain why what they did was wrong and tell them to apologise or fix their mistake and learn from it. she's "badass boss wife" coded tbh, you're probably a simping loser next her.

- Makoto Naegi

duh! he's a lucky man who would probably want two kids, a girl and a boy. i feel like they'll have the exact personality of his with your features, also his talent. his kids are such goodie two shoes, they wouldn't do anything bad except maybe trip and break something, they would be apologetic anyways! Makoto would think he's a little too basic compared to every other talented person, but he wouldn't let that get to him or his relationship with you and his children. very happy husband and father coded, except now they're all clumsy.

- Sayaka Moizono

Sayaka would be a sweet cool mom tbh! except she'll spend a lot of time on her k-pop group or wtv, and that might make her son or daughter feel neglected, but i feel like they'd understand, she had done so much o reach such dream. i think she's the kind to MAKE SURE her kids look their best, like..brushed hair, perfume on, morning exercises. but she's NEVER harsh on her kids or judging them, she had been through so much as the ultimate pop star, judged too much for everything, even whom she loved or had feelings with. so she'd try to keep her kids more private, not to gatekeep, but for their own safety and mental health.

Goodbye despair

- Nagito Komaeda

okay listen to me yap now. Nagito is soo much Househusband coded, he's a mix from a pathetic husband and a wife from the 90s. he'd prefer to cook, clean, do laundry, and hum like Cinderella as you fight demons outside like john cina outside. also the kind to ask if you want a massage right when you're back lmao, like, all he needs is an apron— oop, hold up, he's already wearing it and he's making spaghetti Bolognese. he'd take good care of the kids when you're out, i believe his children would be peaceful and chill (thank good they have your sanity and not so obsessed about hope). but tbh Nagito would be THE WORSE at giving punishments when required, broski will ask his son/daughter to give a big hug as a 'punishment', like, lil' bro. your child broke the TV and clogged the toilet for the third time wdym a hug 😭 i believe you and the kids will look embarrassed as hell when he's yapping about hope at a family gathering. like, sure, sweetie, now drink this juice and stay shut so hope can loom over this dinner peacefully.

- Hajime Hinata

MY HUSBAND Y'ALL!! he'd obviously be close to an awkward father who doesn't know how he had reached this point of his life, with a little boy with his spiky hair and your eyes. he's like 'damn, i made this? I'm gonna go cry rq-' every day at breakfast, but internally ofc, he wants to keep his picture as a strong dad. he fails everytime, lil bro gets his serious tone and accusing finger ready just so he can be all like "your punishment will be- uh...well, maybe if you don't do it again-" "Hajime. baby, no. he punched someone at school today." "they mocked him first!". omg, he's also very "did you win tho?" once his child confesses getting into a fight at school lmaoo. but he's also secretly insecure about how untalented and..boring he is, thinking his son is disappointed when all of his friends' parents are either doctors or engineers while he's..him. but his son is only upset about not being able to play football today. "hey, little man, why so upset..?" "i couldn't play football at school today.." "that's all crap! let's play together!" "weee!". if he was to have a daughter, he'd be the "protective" kind. like, the kind to glare at any boy who gets two steps closer to his daughter, the type to also watch his daughter's first date with a guy from his hiding spot in a bush. but don't worry he's not too controlling, not in the slightest! maybe a little "uh..maybe you'd look better in a longer skirt?" comment but he wouldn't push, it's his duty to protect his daughter, not control her. would do the same to his son too btw, ain't no way he letting his son walk out w his buttcheeks hanging out 🥹

- Sonia Nevermind

despite how busy Sonia would be as the princess or queen,she would try her hardest to be a good mother, even with everyone watching her every move, expecting you to be the next ruler. buuut newsflash, you're a rebel, and Sonia is half encouraging you to be. y'know how Nicole from tawog tried to get her kids to break the vase? she's the same with you, except she looks more innocent. "my sweet child, please refrain from skating around the halls while I remain obvious in the library!" and guess who hid your skateboard under your bed! she would teach you everything you need to know, Etiquette, balance, how to bow, how to talk. but at night when nobody but you two are awake? she's letting you climb on her bed, reading some horror, gruesome story together while giggling like schoolgirls. while she lets you off the hook because you're 'innocent', she'd make sure you're a good leader for her kingdom, and that your heart is on the right place.

Killing Harmony

- Shuichi Saihara

YES. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? in all honesty he'd be SO "tired but soft toned" father and husband coded. he's the kind to come home after solving an intense case to hug his partner and kids. he's type to feel guilty if you do any chores alone, even if you're a stay at home parent, so he tries to make as much chores as he can done, so he can collapse in peace on the couch. his children will def be either the complete opposite of him, or a shy anxious person like him. also he WILL give his child a punishment for their bad actions, but only if they do it a second time after he warns them about not doing it. but he'd be SOO SOOOOOFT about it, probably feel guilty and consider sneaking back in to apologize for being harsh on them 🥹 he DEFINITELY was nervous about being a father, but the idea wasn't unwelcomed at all! and OOOOOH he definitely didn't panic or have a three hour break in the bathroom talking to himself and sobbing. of happiness dw <3

- Kaito Momota

ultimate girl dad y'all! bro's the type to cry at any small effort his child make, while also shaking you like "did you see that??? they just opened their eyes omg- they're just like me-" he's also the type to not get embarrassed by doing anything his kid asks for! oh, your daughter wants to put make-up on his face? a little bit of mommy/daddy's make-up won't hurt! oh, your daughter also wants to do a tea party? he's doing it with his sparkly crown and pinky out!

- Rantaro Amami

definitely! i also see him as a girl dad tbh. he'd be the most chill dad ever, even though he'd be distant with traveling to find his sister, but he'd facetime his children alot!! but if you agree ofc, he's always ready to take you with him, that if it's not too troubling for you, with constantly moving out etcetera etcetera. he'd teach his kids to be responsible and respectful, and ofc kind to others. he's the "we have food at home" dad when they pass kfc, but somehow THEY'LL FORCE HIS ASS BACK TO GET THAT KID'S MEAL 😭 they'll have to do the dishes though, he wants them to help you with the house (if you're a housewife/husband/etc)

“ pet peeves! what small stuff annoys them most? ”

Trigger Happy Havoc

- Byakuya Togami

next to the fact he hates everyone who isn't himself, he HATES when people touch his glasses without permission, like, who tf do you think you're!?

he also hates when somebody cuts him off mid dialogue (even though he'll keep talking and cutting the other person off 😭)

cheap or poorly made tea. yeah..

people who say "we're all equal here!" like tf?? nooo?

anyone who sees him nothing but a "rich boy". all the stuff he had grown and pushed through just to get into this position, and some lowly scum is saying he got it easy?

- Kiyotaka Ishimaru

he HATES when other people slouch, or slouching in general. also hates it when people don't walk straight or walking like some croissant.

being late, even if it's just seconds. sometimes he arrives BEFORE the teacher and tends to give THEM a lecture without meaning to.

the classic: someone chewing with their mouth open. like, please, respectfully..you fucking pig-

when people break small rules that aren't important, but to him it's buzzing in his ear, nagging him to run like a man in distress to tell you that no, you shouldn't do this think that not even principle care about.

- Kyoko Kirigiri

when people jumps to conclusions too quickly without proof, like, what time did you discover that? what place? What's your relations with the victim/culprit.

overconfidence without evidence. a simple accusation could lead to huge consequences, and she doesn't appreciate it when they cut through her explanation to force their point in.

when someone keeps poking at something she finds personal and repeatedly so. like can you not? please stop?

careless handling of crime scenes, especially someone so idiotic to walk with dirty shoes over footprints or touch stuff without a care. it just makes her job harder.

Goodbye Despair

- Teruteru Hanamura

people trying to justify or choose fast food over his masterpieces, like..you don't want something delicious and healthily made over a greasy potato chip?!

wasting food. especially for people who asked for more, you get him all giddy when you say his cooking is all delicious and ask for more..but you yet you can't finish a second plate that you asked for?

"instant ramen tastes the same!" comments. like..begon, culinary hater!

bland seasoning, especially to someone who thinks their food is typa shit. like sir.. where's the sugar, spice, and everything nice??

- Gundham Tanaka

people touching the Four Dark Devas without asking first, he understands instincts, but have some restraint and respect! he hates it even more when they get upset when his Devas bite them.

mocking his "dark lord" persona and his beliefs of powers. like..how dare you?! but of course some ordinary, ignorant individual like you wouldn't understand or comprehend the power he beholds!

cheap pet food or bad animal owner. like where are the necessities of a warrior tiger (kitten.)??, you think a small cupboard box is enough? foolish.

disrespecting animals or him in general, calling him cringe or 'eww'ing at a stray pal who didn't do anything to you.

Killing Harmony

- Kokichi Oma

despite how he acts fine with it, he HATES being ignored for real. if he's throwing some degrading comments or threat and you dont respond or react?? suddenly he's all about breaking that façade. he CAN'T take real silence.

predictable reactions or responses. Kokichi does whatever in his might to stir the excitement out, putting all his spices and dramatics in a blender without covering it and turning it on, expecting something crazy to come out. when it doesn't? "booooring!"

genuine emotional vulnerability. especially from someone who ACTUALLY does effort to understand him, like..hello? you're supposed to be choking him, not hugging him. or is that a different kind of suffocation? he almost can't handle it, and will be extra cruel till you leave him alone. because that's how he planned it.

getting out-pranked. when someone managed to catch HIM off guard? it's not just war, it's bloody war! he built himself this persona so he can push through whatever shit he would face. if a bucket fell on him? he'd be glaring daggers.

- Kaede Akamatsu

when others give up too fast. she thinks alot can be done with real passion and teamwork, and she won't take the "I can't" answer without real effort, all gently and encouraging though!!

too passive people. like, why can't you see that everyone is in need of everyone else??

negative talking. she doesn't care what kind of talk it is, self-talk, insulting someone else—she won't tolerate it and she would spread friendship and sunshine into your gloom!

off-key piano playing. Kaede could be a little of a perfectionist here, because as a pianist who's obsessed about the piano, she wants to hear the best of her favourite instrument.

- Shuichi Saihara

being pressured. whether it's to speak when he's not ready, force answers out of him before he's certain about it, forcing him into an activity he isn't so sure about. can you slow down?

loud & public teasing. especially from someone he's trying to prove wrong while they're mocking his slight stutter, how did they notice it? he thought he hid it well..!

(PRE CHAP.1) his hat being touched and taken without permission or asking. he'd quickly take it back, the reason he's wearing it is to stay out of everyone's sight, not expose himself! would feel upset and wonder if he had reacted too harshly when the person is nice.

people treating him as less or calling him weak. he doesn't get straight out mad, but mainly upset and insecure, he's trying his best, but it seems like it isn't enough.

that's all! hope you like it anon!

#KURO-OUT