Early in the morning Bruce is having coffee with Clark in a cafe
Clark: “I’m sorry, I’m not understanding here. What rules do you follow in the manor?”
Bruce: [sips coffee] “well, I had to make rules as I went and they’re all unspoken really, so I’ll try to explain. Rule number one: don’t sleep naked in a house where children are being trained to use lock picks”
Clark: “how did that even come up?”
Bruce: [squints into the distance] “I learned this one the hard way”
Flashback 8 years ago
Bruce: [sleeping naked when he hears his doorknob rattling] “hello?” [gets up and slowly stalks around the bed]
Jason successfully unlocks the door, Bruce sees his small shadow before his head makes it past the door. Bruce quickly rips the sheets off the bed and covers himself
Bruce: “no no! Shield your eyes! Shield your eyes! Look away, Jay!”
Jason: [is confused and scared squeezing his eyes shut but still walking into the room] “what? Why? What’s happening?!” [panicked screaming]
Bruce: [is panicking] “walk away, Jay! Out the door!”
Jason: “where is the door?! You told me not to open my eyes!”
Back to the present
Clark: “Bruce? Bruce? Hello, Earth to Bruce”
Bruce: “don’t worry about it… Just never forget the rule”
