#manfredi

"Skipper"

Known aliases: two bit hood Jack the Knife, International playboy Diego Garela, wealthy industrialist Lincoln Douglas.

Negotiated assault between Sasquatch and the King of Sweden [REDACTED] Atlantis, off the coast of Brazil.

Agent Hans the Puffin successfully [REDACTED] an operation infamously dubbed "The Copenhagen incident" [REDACTED] before waking up in Kyoto on a bed of counterfeit Deutchmarks.

Co-conspirators Manfredi and Johnson [REDACTED] pyro(?) meeting Chinistra Sisters [REDACTED] Nairobi surprise party [REDACTED] flying piranhas attacked [REDACTED] with exploding elephant foot [REDACTED] inside a Beluga whale [REDACTED] buried what was left with a teaspoon [REDACTED] in a manilla envelope from manilla [REDACTED] worst talent show ever.

Soy m...ack & White is....anghdas

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This is all I've been able to transcribe from Skipper's Denmark file from "Skipper makes perfect"

Screenshot taken from this video theorising what happened to Manfredi and Johnson (it's in Polish):

Cupid Chastised, 1605-10

Day 1/2 - Penguins

KNIFE GAME

Private: K’walski are you all right??

Kowalski: uh Manfredi some assistance please???!?!!!!!!!!!

Skipper: What??

Rico: *JAB JAB JAB JAB JAB JAB JAB*

Later: 

Johnson: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

Manfredi: what, you told me to entertain the kids

Johnson: I meant like watch a movie with them or something! Not teach them THE FREAKING KNIFE GAME. What's wrong with you?! 

Manfredi: hey, I’m not stupid, I gave them plastic knives

Johnson: ...how am I even related to you

~ based on this Draw The Squad Meme :D