The Jake Gyllenhaal tweets today are sending me. 🤣 Incredible.

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The Jake Gyllenhaal tweets today are sending me. 🤣 Incredible.

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Happy 1st birthday to my baby girl. 💖🎉🥳🎂
Scrooge McDuck is by far my favorite character in Disney Dreamlight Valley. All of the other non-villain characters emphasize friendship, kindness, virtues, etc.
Meanwhile, Scrooge McDuck tells you he just wants to make money and destroy Goofy’s business because he can’t stand having competition.
And I respect the honesty. 😂
It’s disgusting outside. There’s a dense yellow fog and it looks like someone put a sepia filter over the city. Breathing in today’s air probably took 5 years off of our lives lmao.
I am the designated tour guide for my aunt and uncle who are visiting from Poland so I asked them what they want to do/see and they said, “We don’t need to do a lot of sightseeing — we just want to go to Times Square.”
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They’re going to be here for 10 days so that’s plenty of time to see a bunch of stuff. 😂
THERE’S A LOT MORE TO NEW YORK THAN JUST TIMES SQUARE.

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We went from “unhealthy” to “very unhealthy” to “hazardous.” ⚠️
Miss Petunia went to the groomer for the first time today. 🥰
It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
I’M OLD. 😭