SO CURIOUS, SO CARELESS WITH HYS LIFE

its too fucking early for this david

Oh anon mx pal, buckaroo, X'm so glad you asked this of mx. Be warned for this will be LONNGGGGG x'm entirely normal about hymn guys

Dave has a very prominent stutter. If you've seen the way X write hys dialogue or read mx posts on @brubot-dave-warren00200 (SHAMELESS PLUG...GO CHECK OUT MX RP BLOG /vnf) you will notice that X have hymn stutter, like, a LOT. This is kinda based on Scatman John's stutters. X actually think this used to be something hy was severely insecure of as a child, and hy used to not speak very much because of this. Or if hy needed to, it would be in a very quiet voice. Which is unfortunate because hy was naturally a very social person!! But eventually hy learned how to accept hys stutters and even incorporate them into hys music.

Hy's transandrogynous potengender. Basically hy presents hymnself androgynously, that being both masculinely and femininely- in hys case it's either one or the other or both. Potengender on the other hand is a kind of xenogender where one's gender is influenced by the song they're currently listening to. Hy uses masculine terms for the most part but is open to being called feminine terms as well.

X'm a polyamorous Dave truther because cmon look at hymn /silly

Hy does drag. In mx re-imagining of hys boss battle, hys second phase involves hymn changing into a sunset-themed fit with a whole ass gown and everything. Hy performs drag shows but those are usually only night-exclusive.

Hy's not a normal cog! There is no way in hell that fucker is a normal cog. Hy may be involved with the cosmic darkness...who knows?

Somewhat related to mx last point, X feel like ever since hy made hys influence known in Mezzo Melodyland, it hasn't been the same since. X mean, we already know that hy makes music play from out of nowhere. X feel like hy has driven a few people insane. Just look at Wagner bruh 😭

Messing with and teasing people is one of hys love languages.

Hy's a passionate lover, and not just in the romantic sense! Hy deeply loves hys friends, family, and even acquaintances!

You read hys🎵 honorific by singing hys name.

Hy actually is open to all kinds of music, but jazz just so happened to be hys hyperfixation.

Objectum Dave! Hys saxophone from the National Saxophone Day post is one of hys childhood best friends!

What's under the shades? Nothing! Just a skelecog frame where two of hys eyes used to be, and hollow eyesockets on hys shell. Though some people say that they can see hys eyes glow through the sunglasses, which hy denies means anything. Hy doesn't take the glasses off very much for a couple of reasons: hy doesn't want to scare or weird people out, and hy's incredibly sensitive to light without them. Literally the only reason why hy's able to perform on hys multicolored stage with many spotlights is because hy has those shades on.

Hy can bleed.

Hy tends to stim by snapping hys fingers, humming idly, or bobbing hys head in a way that makes the cymbal on top tap a little. Hy especially does any of these when hy's bored or nervous.

Hy doesn't really have much of a stage persona. Whatever you see on-stage is how hy genuinely acts off-stage as well. The only difference is that hy's less likely to show negative emotions when performing.

Hearing anything off-key genuinely hurts hys audio receptors. Hy's a little more sensitive to Sound Gags than hy likes to admit.

Hy has a very close relationship with Belle Dama/The Mouthpiece! Hy considers her a grandmother figure of sorts. In mx rendition of hymn, this is kinda because hy never really had a biological grandma to fill the role. She has been there for hymn especially during hys moments of vulnerability.

Hy has a friendly relationship with hys Mr. Hollywood backup performers. (X OC-ified them in mx AU, and just to fill you in on a little secret...they're askable characters on the Dave blog ^_^ )

Hys favorite perfume scent is cedarwood.