nico's xtras; walk him like a dog
husband!saiki x reader
notes: saiki accidentally develops a silly habit!
saiki is, evidently, not the most socially aware person alive: from his psychic powers starving him from the human experience to his mind-reading rendering him unable to read body language and understand tone or hidden meaning in words.
thus, when saiki finds a wife who, as per his request, wears a germanium ring that silences her thoughts to him, he's a mess.
not only that, saiki's social ineptness really comes to light when having to face you, who he actually experiences emotions around. him dealing with those emotions as someone who felt very little before was a sight to behold.
[ silly note drabble: i bet saiki, who can't really express himself well physically or verbally, makes up for that with using a ton of emojis over text. he's not expressive or emotive and feels bad for it so tries to make up with it via things like "🙂❤️" in response to something romantic or "😛" when he's hungry or something. he really tries! ]
you always try to be very understanding about [his social awkwardness], always being open and clear about communication, etc.
however, you have seemed to get saiki to develop a silly little habit.
every time saiki did something sweet or convenient, you would give him a little peck on the cheek.
when he brought you dinner, you thanked him and pecked him. when he got you water, you thanked him and pecked him. when he gave you his jacket, you thanked him and pecked him.
in total misunderstanding that the kiss was just a natural little affectionate instinct, saiki thought that the cheek-kiss was some sort of reward. subconsciously or consciously.
thus, every time saiki does anything (of that sort), he pauses and draws his face near you in expectancy.
like a dog awaiting a treat after doing a trick.
saiki isn't the most affectionate guy. the want to be physically touchy doesn't completely elude him, but having the sudden urge to kiss or something isn't common for him.
thus, your random affectionate gesture to him became positive reinforcement.
that wasn't your intention at all and you, once you realized what had become, gave it a hearty laugh. saiki got embarrassed.
...and yet he still continues to do it. old habits die hard!
"nico where were u" um... what... i've been here the whole time... "no nico you were gone for a fucking week where have u been" WHATTTT LITERALLY MADE THAT MARRIAGE DRABBLE YESTERDAY STOP GASLIGHTING ME!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!
i'm joshing of course. sry i've been so busy bro the summer is always so insufferable. i've also been a lazy bones
do u giys want to hear about my love for vampires because i'm losing my mind over vampires. boy me fighting the urge to write shitty vampire saiki fanfiction is one of the greatest battles in mankind we should write an epic about this OMG HAVE I GUYS TOD U ABOUT MY LOVE FOR GO FOR IT NAKAMURA EVERYTIME I SEE MEDIA ABOUT IT I START UNCONTROLLABLY SHAKING WITH JOY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY GUYS I NEED A FUCKING SEASON TWO OR I'M GONNA LOSE IT MY LITTLE GAY BOY I NEED CLOSURE I CRY AND SCREAM
why is this note longer than the drabble itself. Oh my god Guys Sorry.
btw what should i do for my 200 followers milestone. Or should i do 250. i dunno. VAMPIRE KUSUO no. it should be something that benefits the public. not traumatizes it. Ok. Ideas. Mama Nico Need Ideas.
saiki k taglist (comment to be added!): @skeletaldino @puppysandrainbows @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa444 @handwrittenscripts @cutepuppy1845 @loafsoobin2 @heyits-you @i-bitch-you-bitch @starrrforeverheart @iridoscopy @blurredkissesx @mjfr @dragemballz @mari-ana-grande @lovelyrosesxoxo
~ nico ♡
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