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Oscars 2026 edition

It's been a while, hasn't it? So the Oscars happened…

I think nobody was surprised they appeared there together. They arrived quite late, so we didn't get a red carpet interview. I don't know how intentional that was from their parts. When they arrived, we saw Alba talking and interacting with Meghan, but Chris wasn't really having it.

They stepped onto the carpet and had their pictures taken, and then the same thing happened at the after party. With my next few thoughts, I'm not wanting to debate whether they are real or PR, or whether they are actually kids or not. I'm just telling you what I saw, and that definitely wasn't a happy couple. After all these years, after a supposed proposal, a marriage, and even a kid, they don't seem more comfortable and natural around each other. I think it's obvious that Alba is trying more. Like those pictures where she is looking at Chris while he doesn't give a single fuck is really telling. He obviously saw her looking at him several times, but nothing. And that's weird to me. Especially from Chris. From someone who is usually really affectionate even with his friends.

We could argue that he didn't have a good day, or he was just anxious, but he is constantly like that when he is around her. So is he always anxious and in a bad mood when she is around? Isn't she supposed to be his safe and happy place? Obviously anxiety affects everyone differently, but it's still weird. They are always just weird and tense around each other. At the afterparty we saw him interacting with Rita, and it seemed so genuine and as if he had a good time. He's never like that around her. And I know, I know we don't know them or see them when they are just alone, but we got plenty of content of them in the past few years, and they just don't look like two people who are happy or in a loving relationship.

As I said in my previous post, we got an article so quickly about them being there that it definitely felt like it was pre-written. Maybe that's the norm, I don't know, but these articles always talk about the very same details of their relationships. As if they want people to specifically know those details. They want people so badly to believe that they are so happy. But why? What are they trying to compensate for this much? They aren't the only couple people assumed to be PR. Look at Zendaya and Tom. A lot of people thought and still think they might be PR, but do they care about it? No. They probably got married, and there wasn't a single article about it, especially not after 24 hours. That's a private relationship, not whatever is between Chris and Alba.

As you know, I've always said that even though I couldn't believe they are the happiest couple on earth, after her giving birth to his child, I couldn't believe it's fake anymore. And it happened. It seems like Alba gave birth to their first child a couple of days ago.

I got a ton of asks explaining why people think it's not real and why people think it's to sell the narrative, but I have one question: does it even matter? Like, would this whole child thing being fake (which I find highly unlikely) change a single thing? Would it be better if they literally faked a whole pregnancy to sell something? The answer is no. How would that even work? A child is not a marriage or engagement that could be faked without any trace.

I think the most plausible and sensible answer is that she was actually pregnant and they had a child together. Faking something like this would be way too hard, and why would they even do it? To sell an image? To sell a relationship most people never liked? It would be way too much work and trouble to sell something that is not really beneficial for anyone at this point.

Whether things add up or not, whether they make sense or not, I think if they involve a baby in this whole thing, whether for real or not (I still don't really see how it would be possible), there is nothing really to question anymore. I also got asks, saying she might not be the mom. But even if she is not, she apparently is on the official papers.

But let's play with the thought for a second; let's say that it's not real and they are still PR. What would that say about Chris? The fact that he would be capable of lying about something like this would probably be worse for me than actually having a child with her.

Whether you ship them or not, whether you think the whole baby thing is real or not, we all have to accept that this is how things are now.

As I said before, after this I can't really support the PR thing. Do I think they are the happiest couple? No. Do I think everything makes sense now? No. Do I think they've never done things for PR reasons? No. Do I think it still matters whether they are happy together or whether they are PR or not? No. It's either real, or they desperately want people to believe this is real. But as I said before, I don't think it's something you can just do for PR purposes.

I'm gonna be fully honest with you guys, I just don't want to create ideas, or theories, I don't think you can actually do that here. It's been tiring, this whole thing.

Either way, I don't blame him. Who would say no to a big paycheck while simultaneously being able to shoot a great movie with people he loves and likes working with?

Like, why is it such a big deal they are on that photo with those people? And then the whole article is basically about the same old, rehashed things everybody's already known by heart at this point. Only like 3 sentences were about the photo, and the rest of the article was about their relationship, marriage, kid, and their appearance at the Oscars. Like, they couldn't even get more obvious.

They constantly shove the exact same details down our throats. It's always the same. And the fact they added the "they are private" sentence is so funny. Private couples don't have an article released, not even after 24 hours they got married.

Because yes, everything was them. They leaked their own marriage, and the birth of their child.

It reminded me of those old Marvel days. Of those funny interviews and red carpet events. The whole fandom was so different, but I also saw him differently back in the day, and I kind of miss that guy. Or who I thought he was. Don't misunderstand me; I wouldn't have had a problem with him settling down or having a kid. It's not about me wanting him for myself or whatever; we all know why whatever this whole thing is is problematic.

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