#magnetar rambles

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

Tarot cards lost all mystical power in my eyes when I found out that old Italian men use tarot decks to gamble. Someone’s Nonno is out here playing The Tower in attack mode to take his buddy Sergio to the cleaners, and I think that’s beautiful.

Can someone drown this post. I haven’t been to the pool in months and I miss being immersed in water. Thanks.

The Big Bang theory (the tv show) had no right to a theme tune that went THAT hard. None. The show was just some crappy sitcom and then it gets a song about the origin of life in the universe sung by the barenaked ladies? Come the fuck on. That should have been the theme tune to some oddball science show about evolution and the formation of the solar system! Not a bunch of dimwits arguing pop culture in a studio apartment.

*Zedaph Voice* “Day four. The Arizonans have accepted me as one of their flock. They seem unconcerned that I am neither American nor a middle-aged Dad. Further study is needed.”