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Clousey clouse đĽş
(Idk where the meme template came from someone sent it to me and i just drew chen on it sorry but if anyone knows hmu and Iâll add cred)

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Chen for headcanons?
omg bet >:) magicnoodle time bitches
one â sexuality headcanon) nothing is determined yet
but im definitely leaning towards gay with a side of internalized homophobia. hes either the gayest man on earth or more homophobic than wu (/j). or both. chens a mess god damn it
two â otp) magicnoodle
for those who dont know its the ship name of chen and clouse. i started shipping ironically and for tbe sake of comedy but then their weird bullshit got to me and hhhhh i can never escape this
three â brotp) honestly? fuck chen not caring ahout clouses snake, they were best friends >:(
hes too much of a hermit for me to give him an actual friendship and i refuse to torment garm like that ok shush (/j) anyway friendships with animals are valid and ill die on the hole fight me
four â notp) uhh,,, time twins x chen or any variety of the sort
how does one explain without seeming like an anti hmm. basically: i dont ship the twins with anyone, and it interferes with magicnoodle, and makes me a little teeny bit uncomfy at the same time
five â first hc that pops in my head) he might be an egotistical, power hungry dumbass but he does care about the people around him
ok not everyone cab be heartless especially spending your time around a few people your whole life. except skylor, she can keep her childhood trauma, but for once give me chen carinf about clouse because canon denied me this
actually scratch that skylor gets a decent dad who just doesnt know what hes doing damn you canon
six â one way i relate to the character) snakes
we couldnt be more different honeslty but uh. snakes my beloved
seven â something the gives me second hand emberrassment) honestly any time chen laughs
or tries to be funny in general i guess. his jokes are so,,,,, fucking bad its honestly not funny anymore LMAO
again not answering 8 because idk what it is
You know those 90s sitcoms with the incompetent husbands and the long suffering wives? Like it didnât matter how smart the man actually was, he could be crazy good at whatever his career was, but when it came to interacting with his family he was just a intentionally helpless idiotic asshole so his wife had to do everything to hold their lives together and loved him for reasons beyond human comprehension?
Thatâs Chen and Clouse. Sure Chen is ACTUALLY an evil mastermind (is evil mastermind a career?) but plays a senile self centered man child and Clouse is ridiculously devoted to him beyond all human reason. If it werenât for the noodle empire guaranteed Clouse would have to leave pizza pockets with cooking instructions whenever he was away and then Chen would find a way to catch the microwave on fire.
Chen is Clouseâs horrible sitcom husband change my mind.
Lol wow Iâm sensing angst from that post about Clouse not being a âfavoriteâ lol damn
Yeah itâs messed up really.
Garmadonâs been around over a thousand years, practically making him older than any of the flings we know of so he probably knows what he likes.
Like his Oni part of consciousness, he likes the power any of his flings/mates hold. He doesnât mind the strength and fight that happens. Just means stronger young for Oni or a fight for dominance over others.
And the dragon part of the brain would mean he didnât mind the multiple partners thing, if dragons thought more like real life lizards instead of birds. Basically just a come and go in order to not die out. Also dragons would probably find someone more fitting for the lifelong mate thing anyway if any hatchlings were strong out of that one and only the one. (So basically when Garm split from Misako after so long, it messed him up bad and Krux had to make sure he didnât do anything... drastic.)
What he does mind however, is the fact that Clouse was absolutely pissed at him for taking Chenâs attention away from him with so much ease. And Clouse had to work for that attention for the longest time. Thatâs honestly one of the reasons why Clouse didnât like the Master of Amber either. Even though she didnât become Chenâs wife in my canon, she still managed to get him away for a while.
The whole âLordâ title tore apart what couldâve happened. Arguments were thrown back and forth until they became physical. A few times, they were shoving each other around. Sometimes, they left with cuts and bruises. Other times, there was a broken bone or something fractured, if not any furniture or equipment broken. It was a constant fight for dominance, if not at times for survival. (Thatâs not exactly healthy if a relationship somehow came out of that.)
It got worse after Clouse threw him off completely one time and Garm just wasnât having it anymore and his monster form almost straight up broke him, if it werenât for Clouse using magic at the second to last moment.
Garmadon leaves after that and when Clouse saw that Garm just jumped from him to Krux, seeing how far Krux was falling apart and becoming pretty boy putty in Garmadonâs hands, oh ho ho! He was absolutely all for hurting them from the inside out. (Clouse: Alright Garm.. You wanna play around like that? Fine. Letâs fucking play.)
Years later, Clouse already grew back closer to Chen, refusing to leave him, because at least Chen didnât bounce around between people as Garm did back then and he was actually there to talk him through a lot and theyâd at least comfort one another where Garm wouldnât.
Edit: The tension between them wasnât old affections, because that wasnât there to begin with. It was remembering what they both did to one another. Garmadon was guilty for quite a bit mostly about losing his mind to his destructive Oni half right on him before they separated and he still was guilty afterwards. Meanwhile Clouse hadnât let go of the hate for him that he brewed inside and still had the scars to prove it.
Chen thought it differently and got it confused for a short while before hearing Clouse insist on not leaving them alone together. (âMaster.. please donât do that again... donât leave me alone with him..â â... Alright. If you didnât like it, then I wonât.â â...You promise, Master?â âClousey, I may be a villain but I at least take care of my followers first before anyone else.. especially you, my mage man.â â.. Even though youâre trying to favor that other Elemental Master?â âPshh.. They come and go, this is just a phase for me, but hey, at least you stayed. Isnât that something, Clousey?â â.. Yeah.. it is..â)
Basically as I said in another ask, Clouse is what Krux couldâve been if Garm had no care for him either and if Krux didnât catch feelings for him in the middle of it all.
How is Garmadon with rest of his exes? I know with Ray they're cool with each other and with Krux some bitterness and some lingering feelings there, but what about Chen and Clouse. With Chen, I don't think he would really care and probably thinks that Garmadon was the one who missed out. With Clouse, I think that he would be embarrassed(?) that it would be brought up and just think that it was poor taste on his part.
Yeah, Ray and him are friends by now and they were fine with moving on.
Krux of course is still upset but also still trying not to fall back to him.
Chen? Oh boy. Quite a scandal. Not exactly much of a relationship. It was more like this. âSee Garmadon. I donât mind if you and Clousey have play dates, but just know whatever is his is also mine too. And vice versa. We agreed on that a while before you came around... So if youâre his, then youâre mine too. Itâs simple.â Maybe a codependency. And yeah he would be the type to think Garmadonâs the one that missed out.
Now Clouse? Yeah, to him, itâs embarrassing. He was actually bitter that Garmadon came in and just took Chenâs attention away from him so easily after he worked so hard under him for so long. He was always fighting him and somehow somewhere along the way there was hate sex and Clouse accidentally found out about Garmâs feral Dragon-Oni tendencies and well... it didnât end too well.
The two just carried so much tension in the Tournament of Elements Chen couldâve cut through it. (Even though Chen didnât appreciate Garmadon almost breaking his mage man and he wasnât looking for a repeat, despite trying to set them up a few times. Chen only stopped when Clouse said to.)
Even during season 4, Garmadonâs wondering âwhy the hell did you stay with Chen? You knew he was crazy.â And Clouse just retaliates âI know but at least he isnât crazy enough to jump partners and in between relationships. Youâd know all about that.â
Clouse is quite possibly what Krux wouldâve been had he not caught feelings for him in the middle of it all and not even have Garm care for him. Theyâre on a different level of closeness to Garmadon. Clouse doesnât even know his first name so it means something for Krux, Ray and Koko to know.

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