#magicmishapstw

“Stiles, sweetheart, I know you're angry with me right now, but I'm a good trickster: I wouldn't give you anything you couldn't handle. You needed to know how it felt to have someone else manipulating your love life--Derek's just an asshole. Just give it time, yes? And don't forget to leave a message at the tone!” Derek left a message, alright. Stiles' ears were still burning. He didn't even know someone could swear like that. Or: The time Derek and Stiles pissed off a trickster and got stuck doing the thirty day OTP challenge. Hilarity ensues.

Stiles gets hit by a spell that makes him extra super duper cold. He needs constant heat to survive until someone finds a cure.

Stiles gapes and looks down at the baby’s distressed face as she bawls.

Spending his Valentine’s Day on a stakeout and coming under threat of death by midnight… these are not Stiles’ idea of how a holiday should go. Especially when it’s Derek who’s caught up in events with him. On the other hand, maybe things will work out all right in the end after all.

Stiles’s life was so much easier before his BFF got super powers. “But, so, werewolves have super strength, right? And super speed. And better vision, and better muscle control, and healing powers, and stuff. And some of that’s probably, like, genetic, if you can be born a werewolf. Right?” “Yeah,” Scott says. From the perplexed look on his face, he doesn’t yet know where Stiles is going with this. “So?” “So what if you have condom-defeating supersperm?” Stiles has a lot of research to do. He decides Derek's kitchen is the place to do it. Derek probably regrets giving him a key.

Everyone falls magically in love with Stiles. Well, except for Derek, who is suspiciously immune.

On the couch, Stiles arches his spine and rolls onto his side to press his face against the cushions. "I'm not part of your pack." Derek freezes, pullover in hand. "You could be."

Prompt: where Derek is deeply in love with Stiles, but thinks Stiles hates him. So, instead he hires magical prostitutes & has them glamoured to look like Stiles. Stiles finds out about this (however way you want), & decides to show up as himself, pretending to be a glamoured prostitute to see what Derek is up too. [Kinks: rough sex, praise, dirty talk, cumplay, knotting, biting/marking, stiles oral fixation, whatever else you want]