#magicanon

Patton’s brow scrunches up and he pouts, but as much as he’s afraid of seeing a bunch of spiders on his face (even with his glasses off) he resolves himself to face (ha!) his fear, the mirror must go away once he looks at it right?

So he takes a deep breath and leaves the comfort of Logan’s neck, he swallows before opening his eyes.

And once he does the mirror pops into existance and as he’s staring at himself with a small wince, a spider crawls out from his hair on to his face, he starts to make a high pitched sound without opening his mouth, and the more he looks the more creepy crawly death dealers seem to appear, and the louder his whine turns.

His lip quivers and he starts to cry again, less dramatically than when he smacked Logan though.

Logan has has enough, he rolls down a window, grabs the mirror and just fuckin yeets it as harshly as he can out, the mirror surprisingly smashes on the road and doesn’t come back.

Patton immediately shuts his eyes and starts to smack at his face rapidly, getting all of the spiders off of himself.

He screams in frustration and if he’s not lying, some anger as well.

Logan helps as much as he can with the removal, taking any spider that he finds and throwing them out the window as well.

MA START!!

((OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE)))

“I’ve been playing the game for a long time, plus with the Amiibo update and a certain option for when you restart...I actually paid off my house completely with all the rooms fully upgraded!”

“Even if I still had it, I wouldn’t have to worry.”

“Tom Nook was always patient with you paying off loans to your house in the series, but in New Leaf he really decided to let you do what you need to so you could pay it off instead of making you work in a shop or something! Sometimes I wonder what his face really would’ve looked like after he’d tell me loan numbers and I’d pay it off about 5 seconds later-”