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@drewtober 🔮

Pangolin witch

[As Dipper and Kevin continue to sit around the forest and doing nothing, picnic supplies fall to their location and after everything lands, the two boys emerge from their state of doing nothing and stand up.]

Dipper and Kevin: Praise the Magic Ball! [Victory screech]

[Pacifica stares in shock, as the bug gets up, hits her with a stick and leaves while Dipper and Kevin begin eating and laughing and Pacifica joins them.]

Pacifica: Say, Dipper, that's a lot of food you got there.

Dipper: It's a gift from the Magic Ball.

Pacifica: Everything looks good! Hey, listen, uh, [Laughs] Dip, I... You know, I was just kidding around earlier and I mean, I'm...I'm still part of the club, right? [Dipper eats a cookie and drinking juice] And, after all, the club's gotta stick together and I mean, you know...

Dipper: Paz?

Pacifica: Yeah?

Dipper: Once a member, always a member!

Dipper and Kevin: [Clink their glasses] To the club! [Victory screech]

Pacifica: Yeah [mimics the screech weakly] Now, if you'll excuse me... [Rush for the picnic table] Which should I eat first? The spaghetti? The trukey? The soup?

Dipper: Why don't you ask the Magic Ball, Pacifica?

Pacifica: [Scoffs] Oh, yeah, like that'll ever happen. Right after I consult the Magic Toenail!

[Pacifica prepares to eat, but Dipper and Kevin push the picnic table away from her and block it.]

Dipper: Pacifica! Are you seriously questioning the authority of the Magic Ball? This ball is the one, who gave us this banquet! This copyrighted ball is the cornerstone of this organization!

Kevin: [Whispering] Maybe she's not a member.

Pacifica: [Chuckles] Hey, you guys got it all wrong! I love this, uh, piece of plastic! [Takes the Magic Ball from Dipper] Uh, hello there. Magic Ball, uh, should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?

Magic Ball: Neither.

Pacifica: Oh, then how about the soup?

Magic Ball: I don't think so.

Pacifica: [Becomes annoyed] Can I have anything to eat?

Magic Ball: No.

Pacifica: [Gets angry] No?! What do you mean no?! I'm starving!

Kevin: [Takes the ball from Pacifica] Here, lemme try. Magic Ball, can Pacifica have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?

Magic Ball: No.

Kevin: Hmm, can I have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwhich?

Magic Ball: Yes.

Kevin: Awesome! [Vaccuums the sandwich and burps] Sorry, Pacifica.

Pacifica: [Livid while taking the Magic Ball] Give me that! Can I have something to eat?!

Magic Ball: No.

Pacifica: Can I have something to eat?!

Magic Ball: No.

Pacifica: Can I have something to eat?!

Magic Ball: No.

Pacifica: Can't you say anything else but no?!

Magic Ball: Try asking again.

Pacifica: [Hopeful and calm] Can I have something to eat?

Magic Ball: [Sarcastic and insulting] No!

[Pacifica grits her teeth with rage while stammering out of control.]

Dipper: Uh, Paz, are you okay? [Pacifica continues to stammer in rage]