Drew: I made tea. Felix: I don’t want tea. Drew: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Felix: Then why are you telling me? Drew: It is a conversation starter. Felix: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Drew: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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'Can I copy the homework?' Jordan: I can help you with it! Midori and Nora: Yeah, sure. Drew: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Blair: lol nope. Kimiko: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Felix: *Read 5:55pm*

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Nora: Dumbest scar stories, go! Jordan: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Blair: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Midori: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Drew: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Felix: Felix: I have emotional scars. 

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Calypso: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Kimiko: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Felix: More or less, I guess... Jordan: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Drew: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Nora: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Felix: All of your existences are confusing. The mages: How so? Felix: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Felix: I’m the smartest person in my friend group. Blair: You hang out with Jordan, Nora, Drew, and Midori. Blair: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.

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Nora: The floor is lava! Midori: *helps Kimiko onto the counter* Jordan: *kicks Felix off the sofa* Drew: *lays on the floor* Nora: ...Are you okay? Drew: No.

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Felix: Stressed. Blair: Depressed. Kimiko: Possessed. Midori: Obsessed. Jordan: Impressed. Nora: Chicken breast. Everyone: ...What? Nora: I just wanted to join in.

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Nora: I will not let you down. Drew: Sounds fun. Blair and Jordan: K. Felix: No, I'm fucking not. Kimiko: Do I have to be? Midori: Please god, I am so tired.

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Blair: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Midori, watching Nora screaming, Felix trying to set a sleeping Drew on fire, and Kimiko choking on air: I don't know either.

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Jordan: So, did everyone learn their lesson? Drew: No. Midori: I did not. Nora: I may have actually forgotten one. Blair: Also no. Jordan: Oh good, neither did I. Felix: *Exhausted sigh*

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Felix: We have a problem. Drew: Let me guess, you caused it? Blair: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet. Nora: And it's another Tuesday, your point? Midori: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up. Jordan: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

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Jordan: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that? Nora: Uh, like what? Jordan: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs. Nora: Uh, this is what I look like. Jordan: Nora: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Jordan: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones. Kimiko: I wanna have a cowboy hat! Nora: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them* Blair: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too! Nora: You can't just take Kimiko's hat idea, Blair! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing! Blair: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL! Midori: Put Blair on one of those stupid baby tricycles. Blair: NO!! Nora: Tricycle, done. *draws it* Drew, want anything? Drew, making finger guns: Pew pew. Nora: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Drew. Drew, making finger guns: Pew pew. Nora: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

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Felix: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Midori: Theft. Blair: Disturbing the peace. Nora: Aggravated assault. Drew: Arson. Kimiko: All of the above. In that order, probably.

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Blair: Between Nora, Kimiko, Drew, Felix, and Midori -- if you had to -- who would you punch? Jordan: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. Blair: Felix? Jordan: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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