TMA What We Know -[16]- Arachnophobia
-the first line of the statement is "I hate spiders", and I'd like to think Jon put an extra sprinkling of his own vitriol into saying that.
-I feel obligated to point out that the statement giver who's being haunted by spiders owns a cat whose name is Major Tom. Now if we think really hard and really put our minds to it, maybe we can name another Magnus Archives cat whose name is a military rank.
-his building's infested with 'small silvery worms'
-supernaturally spooky spider? hasn't even done anything, it just looks creepy.
-spider he killed has resurrected itself. dunno how we know that this is the same spider, that's an absolutely wild claim to make. sure, my guy. spider resurrection.
-'hoisting me to my feet by unseen strings'..,,, spirder,, spider webs.,,
-unseen strings in question compel him to kill the spider
-most spooky thing so far is that his cat abandoned him. that's depressing
-guy suspects that the spider that's haunting him now is the same spider he accidentally killed as a kid
-"can you be haunted by the ghost of the spider that destroyed your childhood?" my guy this is the Haunted By The Ghost Of The Spider That Destroyed Your Childhood podcast
-Jon's really out here outright laughing at this guy and saying he needs to get some antipsychotics. Jon's really out here laughing. my guy. if I were YOU I'd be sobbing so hard right now and having the world's most violent panic attack. are you ok.
-Martin confirms the statement giver lived at the addresses he mentioned
-statement giver is dead. suffocated. found 'completely encased in web', so use your imagination for what could have suffocated him.