#madchester

Mic testing

Slagging off the headline band while mic testing

Drum tech

Being a better drummer than the drummer

Not carrying instruments

Wearing tshirts of bands cooler than the Inspirals

Getting told off for wearing rival band shirts

Doing interviews on behalf of the band when they were unavailable

Offering fellatio and cunnilingus services in said interviews

Making his little brother do the actual roadying work

Drugs

Clint Boon's personal pillow

Prop on stage (sucked a prop cow's udder?)

Band 'social media manager' but the social media is just receiving and sending back a nasty fax

Writing hate letters to fellow rival bands