#mackem

I’m sorry to hear that, dear. I’ve pulled a few that will hopefully make you smile!!

Build Our Kingdom by Mackem

“Ready for lunch?” Crowley drops to his knees to start unbuckling the straps on the basket as though this is something they do all the time; as though he hasn’t just effortlessly catapulted Aziraphale back in time almost fifty years.

“You remembered,” Aziraphale breathes as wonder courses through him. He mentioned something once during an awkward moment, half a century ago, and now here kneels a demon atop a picnic blanket.

“Hmm?” Crowley barely shoots him a sidelong glance as he concentrates on opening the basket.

Aziraphale’s eyes do not move from him. “You remembered,” he repeats, no less stunned. “Crowley, you really didn’t have to.”

Crowley’s hands still. Eventually, his eyes still on the basket, he murmurs, “Well, we did The Ritz, didn’t we?”

Four times Crowley fails to cope with Aziraphale using a pet name (and One time he starts to get used to it) by TheLadyZephyr

"Endearment" (noun) - A phrase expressing affection. A word that you use to show that you love someone.

Six thousand years’ worth of countless iterations of ‘you go too fast for me’ have left Crowley utterly unprepared in the face of Aziraphale’s unguarded affection.

The Gift by rfsmiley

Crowley is stunned when, out of the blue, Aziraphale has a proposal. Yes, that kind.

Kissing, Accidentally. by skybound2

Crowley doesn’t mean to kiss him, really. It just sort of...happens. An...automatic response, if you will. An unintended automatic response. Unexpected, even.

It’s not planned, that’s what he’s trying to say.

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Or the one where Crowley gives in and kisses Aziraphale while he has him pinned against a wall.

pairing: stiles/derel

word count: 2,090

Derek Hale's No-Good, Very Bad Day by Mackem

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Scott McCall

I’ve gathered a few for you, dear. I hope things get better for you!

Something So Precious byfreyjawriter24

Aziraphale and Crowley are both adopted by two different groups of little old ladies who bake and knit together. Eventually the groups come together and realise their 'lovely young men' know each other, so they conspire to get the two together.

Cute fluff based on a tumblr post by ethereal-menace and thegoodomensdumpster. Hope you enjoy!

Build Our Kingdom by Mackem

“Ready for lunch?” Crowley drops to his knees to start unbuckling the straps on the basket as though this is something they do all the time; as though he hasn’t just effortlessly catapulted Aziraphale back in time almost fifty years.

“You remembered,” Aziraphale breathes as wonder courses through him. He mentioned something once during an awkward moment, half a century ago, and now here kneels a demon atop a picnic blanket.

“Hmm?” Crowley barely shoots him a sidelong glance as he concentrates on opening the basket.

Aziraphale’s eyes do not move from him. “You remembered,” he repeats, no less stunned. “Crowley, you really didn’t have to.”

Crowley’s hands still. Eventually, his eyes still on the basket, he murmurs, “Well, we did The Ritz, didn’t we?”

dearly departed by attheborder

Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

***

Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

A Sky Full of Stars by Kedreeva

Aziraphale takes Crowley as close to Heaven as they can get, these days.

I hope some of these are what you’re looking for, dear!

a city wall and a trampoline by kafkian

In their cottage in the South Downs, when Crowley eventually succeeds in getting Aziraphale to use a laptop, it takes Aziraphale literal hours to get past the default Windows screensavers of picturesque locations because 'oh, look, isn't it lovely, Crowley!'

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5 times Crowley knows he’s in love with Aziraphale + 1 time he knows the reverse.

it's a new craze by attheborder

CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.

AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?

CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.

AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.

CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

***

Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

Build Our Kingdom by Mackem

“Ready for lunch?” Crowley drops to his knees to start unbuckling the straps on the basket as though this is something they do all the time; as though he hasn’t just effortlessly catapulted Aziraphale back in time almost fifty years.

“You remembered,” Aziraphale breathes as wonder courses through him. He mentioned something once during an awkward moment, half a century ago, and now here kneels a demon atop a picnic blanket.

“Hmm?” Crowley barely shoots him a sidelong glance as he concentrates on opening the basket.

Aziraphale’s eyes do not move from him. “You remembered,” he repeats, no less stunned. “Crowley, you really didn’t have to.”

Crowley’s hands still. Eventually, his eyes still on the basket, he murmurs, “Well, we did The Ritz, didn’t we?”

pairing: stiles/derek

wordcount: 2,090

Geordie vs Mackem - The Differences

Do you know the difference between Howay The Lads and Haway the lads? It's all about Newcastle vs Sunderland, Geordie or Mackem.

The Geordie vs Mackem differences are many, espeically if you ask anyone from Newcastle or Sunderland.

Oh I love Mary Poppins! I love all the old live action Disney classics (Bedknobs and Broomsticks is my fave) and Mary Poppins is very special.

I'm sad to say that Dick Van Dyke's accent is terrible at representing any English accent ever, but it's so bad that we find it very endearing- the man tried his best!

He was aiming for Cockney, which like you said is the stereotypical English accent people think of when they don't think of RP. A good, modern example of stereotypical Cockney is Danny Dyre:

From a Cockney family, he sounds very familiar and nostalgic to me!

The UK is chock full of funky accents, if you're interested in what others we have and how different they can be, check out what a 'Mackem' sounds like!