#machinations

the one jerma clip I'll never not laugh at was when he called the goo you get from the scorn baby crusher machine "mojo" and played the austin powers theme while that little abomination got hydraulic pressed into jelly and you can see his face genuinely get a little uncomfortable at the thought of just how awful this whole bit was in the moment only for him to play the song again not even 5 minutes later

when I die I'm gonna have my family and friends elect someone to be the new me, taking my name, job, education, and experience. this election will be treated with the seriousness of electing a pope, will be as petty as mean girls, and anyone may be elected. watch out, you could one day wake up and find yourself to be me.

hee :3