#maakkel

somebody once suggested that deb is actually a nosferatu and ever since then i can’t get it out of my head. if it was you, let me know so i can give you my everlasting thanks

she doesn’t actually broadcast from the station, but from the depths of the city’s sewer system beneath it — it’s a piece of cake for a nossy to override a radio frequency

sitting in the studio in the fanciest of fluffy pink lingerie while her regular callers make fools of themselves over her is completely nonthreatening knowing that she could easily just tear their heads off

like, you know this thing?

that thing

also, it’s hilarious to think of these obsessed dudes slavering about her when she knows they’d run screaming if they saw her

(and they should, because she’s GORGEOUS)

andrei calls in regularly and it always creeps her out

she gets really irritated when people keep harping on the vampire thing. once is funny, twice is exasperating, anything more than that is too much

whenever she goes to commercial break it’s actually because something important came up on the schrecknet and she has to do damage control