Clark Kent who calls you ma'am
He doesn't do it intentionally it's just something that slips out unaccounted for, he doesn't notice it but you do.
How couldn't you, big, strong, beautiful, kind, respectful man, did I say big guy, who calls you, definitely shorter than him you, 'ma'am' in such an assertive tone.
You have a slight malfunction when you hear it first, it'd been on a movie night, you'd gone to microwave some popcorn and asked him if he'd want some and he'd hurtled (exaggerated) a “yes ma'am” at you.
You tripped slightly nothing much but he'd superhumanly got up to save you if it were to escalate, he'd said the exact words “you okay ma”. Stupidly endearing tone to accompany it.
.It's as though he's trying to give you premature heartache.
You don't even know what about it gets you giddy, because I mean you have been called 'ma'am' a lot of times in the years you've lived. You've managed to work yourself up the career ladder.
There's just something about your hunk of a boyfriend saying it to you that just sets the mood, the amount of times you've had to hold back from jumping his bones is crazy.
Fuck you, oh and fuck you right when he says it as he's got you trapped between his arms, a leg thrown over his shoulder, you're squirting and he's just so giddy about you he lets a string of ma's out, mumbling it as he gets his own release.
He doesn't know what he's doing to you when he says it, probably doesn't even know he's saying it, but you won't tell him, it's something he'd either be more cautious to you or less cautious and you'd rather not find out ever.
It'd probably be the latter and you like your hydration thank you
