#lyeriism

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who — accepting.

collects rocks – darcy, she lines them across her windowsills. paints them sometimes.

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep – darcy, she looks at them when he’s not there.

gets drunk and breaks shit – apollo? i don’t think it’d be in an angry sort of way but more of a clumsy sort of way. darcy doesn’t drink very much.

can’t swim – darcy, she was never taught how to.

remembers to feed the fish – apollo.

puts up christmas decorations in november – would either of them do this i mean they aren’t christian so i mean… i feel like apollo would do it just so he can get presents though

sends inappropriate texts and snapchats while the other is in a meeting – darcy darcy darcy darcy darcy

makes sims just to drown them in the pool – apollo, you sick fuck.

brings the other coffee at work – apollo would definitely bring dbag coffee while she’s at school.

takes gym locker room selfies – apollo.

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class – … darcy. she sasses the salsa-making class teacher.

        It’s a pretty bit of speech. apollo has always had a way with words, she muses. ( either that, or he’d taken the phrase from a book or movie he’d recently been entertained by. but she should probably give him more credit; he’s the god of POETRY, after all. )

                  ❝ —if the sky is an art gallery, i suppose that would make me its curator, would it not? ❞ the analogy fits more and more as she thinks about it: she didn’t create the constellations, and nor did she own them; what she did do was oversee them, and provide interpretations. exactly like an art curator.

       ❝ shall i start charging people to view the stars? here, you first. five dollars, please. and no friends discount — ❞ she puts her hand out to the god with a perfectly straight face. when he makes no move to pay her anything other than a look, the corner of her mouth curls upwards slightly, almost unnoticeably, and she withdraws her arm. her voice is perfectly level as, while leaning back and trying to catch sight of saturn or mars, she adds -