For the funky belly fantasies. This was one i thought while stoned and in the mood rn buuuut
Magical curse that's connected to a single random mundane action, sneezing, tripping, getting embarassed, etc. Each time it gives you a random baby and random time, sayyy from a 1 from 3 months. It acts as an aphrodisiac of varying strength too.
It can only be reversed by someone else make you orgasm and can stack, up to a point.
So just fantasizing about accidentally doing once or twice, and trying to see which of my friends is around or near, and can help me out already. Annnnd keep from doing the action again.
I love how your mind works.
I really really like this. The part of my brain that gets off on the discomfort and inconvenience of pregnancy is thriiiving on this idea. Having to troubleshoot which action is causing it and HOPING you can avoid doing it. The fact that it starts you pretty early term means it's possible to do it a few times before really noticing, and then having that "oh shit" moment of realizing that curse has reared it's head again. I imagine it probably changes what the action is each day to keep you on your toes.
Now I'm imagining being stuck in a workday where the secret action is something you can't avoid, but is also not so common that you'll blow up super fast. Just enough that you'll end your shift full term, horny, and embarrassed out of your mind.
Trying to get to your friend's place so they can "help" you relieve the curse and you find out that making right turns in your car is one of the actions..... and there are a few unavoidable roundabouts on your route to their place...
You should get stoned and be in the mood more often this is really good...















