listen, i get it, i really do, i get that there is a lot more male characters in the game to obsess over, buy could ya please acknowledge the women? pretty please?
iâm scared of annoying people with repeating myself so much, but this is my blog??? đ iâll post about this as much as i want, lmfao
i love them so much that itâs killing me, or the lack of content for them is
re-reading the same four headcanons, two fanfics, non-stop checking one blog over and over again
iâm happy for ghost/soap/price/könig stans⊠i am not at all envious⊠not at all⊠(but why do some of you guys exclude gaz from 141 stuff??)
iâm fed when it comes to valeria, thankfully, but thatâs about it (any cod writers that write for valeria, kate, and farah, i love you so much, but iâm way too scared to ever make an ask, even anonymously)
(does anyone elseâs social anxiety extend to the internet?? i find posting these things incredibly nerve-racking, i could never ask a STRANGER ON THE INTERNET to maybe write something for me)
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recently feeling frustrated by the (unsurprising) lack of women in Call of Duty
anyway my wlw ship for MWII is Luna and Calisto
They're on opposite teams so they're supposed to not like each other but any time they cross paths Luna's like "omg it's Calisto" and everyone on Specgru just rolls their eyes. They can all recite Luna's little info dump speech about how cool Calisto is and how she uses a bow and arrow and could have gone to the Olympics for that but non-moving targets are too boring for her.
Calisto, who is still figuring out her sexuality, is confused by the adoring looks Luna gives her. Like sure, people look at her in awe all the time because she's so beautiful and talented, but this is different. And it makes her want to impress Luna for some reason. She starts getting defensive if Kortac members bad mouth any Specgru Ops Luna might have been on. Heaven forbid someone say something about Luna specifically; Calisto will glare them down until they apologize and/or leave.
Has Calisto acknowledged her feelings and change in behavior around Luna? Has Luna actually approached her outside of work settings? Of course not! We're still in the pining stages baby! What's a good ship without a lot of pining!?!
that's all i have for now.
tldr; Luna is down bad, and Calisto is confused about her sexuality and why Luna is so into her.
cariadâs obsession with the female call of duty characters is starting to get unhealthy (it has been for quite a while)
valeria, kate, farah đ
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valeria garza might have committed many heinous crimes, but who hasnât? :). donât act like youâre innocent. letâs be partners in crime, val, forget about everyone else. (iâm losing it)
(i would do anything for that woman, oh my GOD. iâd let her shoot me)
i just wanna be kateâs wife. thatâs all i want out of this life. maybe i have a thing for older women, maybe i have a thing for american women.
(that sounds odd, lmfao, idk what it is. yâknow when a character has a non-american accent, and in every fanfic itâs always pointed out? âtheir deep british accent rung through your earsâ? iâm like that with american accents, for some reason?? american accents are deemed the norm, so no one pays attention when a character has a standard northern american accent, but i love them đ and southern american accents)
i want farah to teach me how to ride a motorcycle. please, maâam. i just wanna spend any amount of time with farah, tbh. sheâs so beautiful, and smart, and strong, atkajsksksk.
(side note - i feel so weird calling a woman âmaâamâ because i call my actual mother âmamâ and the pronunciation (the pronunciation i use for âmaâamâ anyway) is literally the same)
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operators you probably donât care about đ (calisto, stiletto, roze, kleo, nova, luna)
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fuck the royals đ€Ź, fuck the royals đ. look, she seems pretentious af, but i love her for it. what was that one voice line? âcan i play with you? mhm.â what does that mean, calisto???
(my hearing is shit so if thatâs not what she said, donât tell me :). iâd rather pretend, LOL)
most of the content i see for stiletto is shipping her with könig. she is literally dating me, how dare you disrespect our relationship like that. i could treat a woman better than him, anyway đ.
(sorry, könig, youâve become my punching bag, i promise i donât actually hate you. iâm just jealous of your fans, thatâs all)
rozlin goddamn helms. she was once a shadow, right? no wonder she left that company. i could treat my employees better than graves could. back to actually talking about roze herself, mw19 roze had a chokehold on me, man. sheâs so AH. (you figure out what that means)
(fuck you, graves, i may have stated that i liked southern american accents, but this excludes you (and most men, southern accents on women, i shouldâve clarified))
kleopatros gavras. that woman. now, where the hell is the hype for her? i feel sheâs very smart, and obviously very strong. i love smart women. i love strong women. i love women. doesnât seem very friendly, but i can work with that. (that sounds weird)
(when it comes to characters that donât have official heights, i like to headcanon them some, for nearly all of the female operators, theyâre tall because i said so, i love tall women)
i think novaâs actress is very pretty. i, too, love flying. it was meant to be, no? please, nova, iâm on my knees. i literally have no words to describe the way i feel about this woman đ¶.
(a lot of people donât like her voice, but i donât have anything negative to say, really. maybe iâm too blinded by love đ€·ââïž) (that was embarrassing to say)
luna just seems like a really friendly person. she makes me feel safe?? even though she isnât real?? the voice line, âalright then, i see you!â did it for me. sheâs a soldier, sheâs tough, but sheâs also so amicable it kills me. idk i just love her, man.
(another smart woman, i fucking love smart women. i just wanna be her friend, lmao)
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all in all, iâm a raging lesbian, and the women in this game make me feel things :). also, apologising if there are any grammatical or linguistic errors. <3
lesbian talks about female call of duty characters, hyperfixation still in full swingđ
farah caught my eye, and then i fell into a rabbit hole
you shouldâve seen the way i reacted when i heard laswell saying, âi do, my WIFE hates itâ đ whoever kateâs wife is, iâm taking your place
and of course, valeria đ«Ł idgaf about graves, idgaf about alejandro, but miss garza⊠đ¶
and then came the bombardment of könig hype, i looked into the operators in kortac and specgru, and wow
i literally have no words, my english vocabulary clearly isnât that big, LMAO
i have the biggest crush on calisto, it is unreal
and stiletto (and roze) (and nova) (and luna)
KLEOPATROS GAVRAS, oh my GOSH, someone confirm theyâre also in love with the cod ladies so i feel less alone, thanks <3
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