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can't believe that not only have I started writing fanfiction about Haarlep but to top it all off it's not even smut but elaborate musings on incubus ethics with a sprinkle of trauma for everyone involved

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Quick prompt
The prompt:
Jonah woke up and noticed the other side of his bed was empty he got out of bed and went to take a shower.
After his shower he got dressed and went to the kitchen and saw his live In boyfriend Cyrus Goodman making eggs
âHey babeâ Jonah said
âHey Sweetie, How did you sleep?â
âI slept like a baby, how about you?â
âI Slept fine, woke up a bit early so I decided to make us some breakfastâ
âLooks delicious, Thank you"
âHopefully it will taste as good as it looks"
Jonah Hugged Cyrus from behind and said âif you made them I am sure I will love them, Almost as much as I love youâ he then kissed
âI Love you too, now go get some plates so we can eat"
As they ate Jonah and Cyrus talked about their plans for the day, Jonah was going to work and Cyrus was going to stay at home and work on his screen play
âI was right the eggs were greatâ Jonah said after they ate
âOh come on Jonah we both know for a fact you are only saying that because you love meâ
âcâmon Cy you are a fantastic cook, you need to believe in yourself more you are so great even though you don't believe it"
Later Jonah was preparing to go to work
âAren't you forgetting somethingâ Cyrus asked
âI donât think so, I have my wallet, my keys and thatâs all I really needâ
âseems to me you are forgetting somethingâ
âI am? Oh I know what it isâ
Jonah leaned in and gave Cyrus a peck on the lips and then pulled away"
Cyrus blushed and began to stammer
âTh-Thanks, But I uh meant th-this" Cyrus said
As he pointed to his open hand
Jonah looked and saw his cell phone in Cyrus' Hand
âOh I forgot about my phone, Thank you so much Babeâ Jonah kissed Cyrus on the cheek
âBye Cy" Jonah said as he opened the door
âBye Jonah" Cyrus said as he watched Jonah leave for work, he smiled feeling that he is extremely lucky to have Jonah in his life
Title: just a boy from cuba Series: Voltron: Legendary Defender Pairing: Allura/Lance Word count: 450 Summary: When Lance takes Allura to visit the cave that led him to her, she seizes the opportunity to tell him something important. Notes: AO3 link
Lance knocked at the air with far more enthusiasm than the demonstration required. There was a passion in so much of what he did. Allura hadnât met many people in the entire universe with such vivacity.
âAnd then her barrier went down, just like that!â he said. His voice echoed within the cavern walls.
âWell, youâre so charming,â Allura said, laughing. âHow could she decline such a request?â
Lance looked away, kicking at the dirt.
âAh, back then, I wasnât reallyâŠâ
By this point, Allura could predict his spirals. Heâd already apologized for his behavior back then, but a reminder of that would do little to reassure him now. She reached for his shoulder, squeezing it gently.
âThe Blue Lion saw your potential,â she said. âShe knew who you would become. And that person isâŠvery charming.â
It was Alluraâs turn to look away. She should have felt perfectly confident, knowing what she knew, but some force kept her from seeking eye contact. Her peripheral did provide a glimpse of Lance when she dared to look. That nervous smile looked like it was about to wobble right off his face. Â
âLike uhâŠlike Prince Charming?â he asked, in a tone that wasnât quite hopeful, but rather like he was bracing himself for a fall. Not like before, when he didnât care how she reacted, when it was all a game.
Allura could only assume that âPrince Charmingâ was a reference to something specific from Earth culture. However, she had her own way of relating to such a concept. Sheâd met Prince Charming. Handsome, suave, flattering, convenient, taking charge⊠It was everything she should have wanted. But now, even if heâd truly been as she imagined, it wouldnât feel right.
When she finally looked over at Lance, he was looking back. Still bracing himself, a hint of that familiar self-deprecating smile on his lips.
âNo,â Allura said. She rushed to her next words, realizing that his expression would crumble in that instant regardless, and hating the sight of it. âNot Prince Charming. JustâŠLance.â
Lance, who bathed the mice and played with her hair and went on so many Monsters & Mana adventures with her and managed to convince Coran to let them go shopping for sparkly things and unwisely attempted to jump across the Blue Lionâs paw. Lance, who was the best at cheering her up, no matter what. Â
âOh,â he said, cheeks flushed. âWell.â
Allura slid her hand down his shoulder until she could draw his into a hold, offering him a smile. He startled, but tentatively returned the gesture.
If she was going to find any kind of happy ending amidst all of this, it could only be with him.
Alone Time
Alone Time
Rating: Mature
Summary: An extension of the kiss scene in 5X08
ExcerptÂ
He pulled back with a long suffering sigh that didnât match the affection and lust in his eyes and shook his head at her. âWhat am I going to do with you?â
âWell,â she said, reaching out to tug him back against her, âI was hoping we could celebrate our recent engagement,â she didnât miss how his smile widened as she used that word, âbut if youâd rather notâŠâ
He reached out and caught her hand in his, tugged it up until he could press his lips to the back of her hand. âI could be convinced.â
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@tauremornalome tagged me in smth so I have risen from the dead.
The rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line.
To make this easier I'll go for last 20 published fics rather than overall written stories, otherwise I'd instantly loose track.
Counting backwards:
20. Lesser Passions
The huge fur coat should have looked ridiculous, really, but on Elias, wrapped tightly around his bony shoulder, it regained an almost redeeming, old-fashioned charm.
19. Unfavourable
His leg was almost completely healed when they brought him into Wilde's make-shift office and the muzzle had been removed, for now.
18. Linguistics
Carter wasn't sure how it had started.
17. Kiss and Tell
âHe doesnât kiss me when heâs sober."
16. Not very sensible either
Peter paused in the doorway to his old childhood room.
15. Bedtime Brew
Peter poked his head out from the kitchen.
14. Sky High
Peter was 14 years old when Conrad got married.
13. Sleeping Beauty
Elias had once read an article about a woman with narcolepsy
12. Hurts so good
Martin almost dropped the kettle when Peter materialized before him.
11. Family Values
They made port around 7pm.
10. The Vessel
Martin stared at Peter, waiting for the punch-line.
9. Thee Kisses
âJust ask him out already.â
8. All alone and a-lowly
Peter wasnât too thrilled at the prospect of having to play messenger.
7. Happy all the Time
His brain had always been a little glitchy and oh thatâs just funny, isnât it?
6. And all is well
âI need some fresh air.
5. Changing Tides
Oswald had been one of the first rogues to take him seriously and they had soon evolved from lucrative business partners to actual friends.
4. Indebted
Christopher Drawlight was not a particularly well liked man.
3. Kindness Repaid
There was something fascinating in watching Jonathan eat.
2. House Call
Donât you fret
My little pet
Weâre off to see the doctor
And if this doctor isnât in
Weâll have to find another.
1. Arts and Crafts
Edward did not stare at the green crayons and didnât have the urge to take one of them either.
Observations
Well the pattern certainly is that I apparently have a tendency to start with a characters first name (11/20, damn). I also have a thing for jumping into stories during the middle of a conversation or similar in media res shenanigans, which is less surprising.
Faverouite line... oh this is hard. I suppose itâs from The Vessel aka The Platonic Fear Orgy (âMartin stared at Peter, waiting for the punch-lineâ). I like the way it throws you right into the conversation without knowing what exactly has been said but understanding fully how exasperated Martin feels. Which is your faverouite, squad? (Also wtf is up with this new tumblr design, Iâve only been gone for a year or so when did this happen? lol)
Anyway, tagging whoever is still following me despite the fact that iâm mostly awol atm. Hit me with those opening lines yâall.

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the two most recent files in my google docs are called âAND THEY WERE FLAT MATESâ and âKing Lear IN SPACEâ respectively and Iâm not quite sure what that says about me as a person
Itâs actually kinda funny how with Jon and Martin tma has two main characters that between them pretty much cover 80% of my issues and yet whenever I write tma fics I still choose to project onto Peter fucking Lukas, of all people.
new working title for my current main wip: âPeter Lukas is a strong independent fear monster who donât need no man (except he does, he really does and heâs going to monologue to Martin about it for at least two more pages)â