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keith, if he had a diary:
“dear diary, today lance told a stupid joke and also almost died. i cradled him in my arms. he’s in the healing pod now. when he wakes up, i can’t wait to be best friends with him. are we going to have nicknames for each other now?”
“dear diary, love is dead. lance said he didn’t remember the bonding moment. i didn’t even like him anyway so it’s whatever but still.”
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me @ this reveal:
The way you talk makes it sound like VF Keith is the least fun of *all* Keiths and that's pretty impressive of him.
imagine this except it’s VF keith saying:
NO FUN ALLOWED
LANCE FUN ALLOWED
VF keith is very srs bsns until lance sasses him/he finds an opportunity to sass lance, and then all bets are off.
lance: has a cold or something
allura: drops everything to implement every comfort measure possible, repeatedly inquires into the state of his health, tries to draw him a get-well card which looks terrible
lance: very confused but hugs the get-well card when allura leaves the room
veronica: 👀
VF keith: -serious business- VF lance: -says something ridiculous- VF keith: :D
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allura, leading a coalition meeting: our next item of business is--where is lance? hunk: oh, he’s got a cold. allura: a what? should we get him a blanket-- hunk: no no he’s sick. allura: allura: where is he hunk: uh, in his room? he’ll be fine. those things blow over pretty-- allura: -already fucking gone- keith, who’s kind of glad that he’s not the only one who freaked out during an important meeting anymore: what just happened
ok this is a stupid random 80′s kal/lurance scenario that mentions drug use so here’s a cut:
imagine 80′s lance wearing this to a fancy diplomatic party
lance: what? it’s just a polite request! allura: why didn’t you politely request UNIVERSAL PEACE? keith: this is fine lance: honestly why do you guys even take me anywhere?
lance: allura told me i have greatness within!!! keith: how did you not already know that lance: ???? keith: i told you that before lance: uhhhhh when keith: when you came into my room and started counting lance: lance: keith you just told me i suck at math keith: oh
