Lucy: Change is coming, a force will grace the barren waste lands of this desolate ship, they shall fall straight from the abyss above to lead us-
*Markus crashes rather ungraciously into Jericho.*
Markus: bitch my fucking back
Simon: Lucy may I have the pleasure of knowing one thing from you?...
Lucy: of course dear Simon.
Simon: what the fuck is straight???
North: this bitch really thin-
Markus: I’ve been wondering that as wel-
North: oh hell n-
Simon: hoe I swear I will fight yo-
Josh: when did this turn into dating simulator?
*sees both simon and north holding machetes and about to engage in a sword fight, Markus nervously sweats on the sidelines*
Josh: when was somebody gonna tell me we had machetes.
north: your a pacifist fuck
Josh:🥺
Lucy: welp while you guys were going yandere simulator on each others asses we managed to fucking earn rights for androids. Who knew that our saviour wouldn’t be able to do shit because y’all be horny fuckers who wouldn’t let him move fucking ra9 save these peasants.
*savage Lucy mode unlocked*
Connor randomly: goodbye,I’m the anime sent by scoobydoo.
Hank: fuckin androids
[...]
Gamer watching this cutscene: the fuck happened to my game?!!??
