(hella late) uhhhh Marth/Caeda? idk what you even ship sorry friend...
oh wow i just realized i don't have a ship wall i need to fix that stat!
okay Marth/Caeda for the meme!
collects rocks: Marth, mostly because he'll find lots of pretty ones and bring them home for Caeda to look at
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep: Caeda, Marth sleeps like a rock and always falls asleep in weird positions. She likes to document it and thinks it's cute af
gets drunk and breaks shit: Marth! He's very uncoordinated with a few drinks in him, and he never means to break stuff but well...oops?
can’t swim: both of them can swim (marth originally didn't know how tho), Caeda because Talys is an island kindgom and she taught Marth while he stayed with them!
remembers to feed the fish: Caeda, though neither of them really like the fish. They got it from Cain for a proper engagement present or something and Marth didn't have the heart to tell him that they don't like pet fish
puts up Christmas decorations in November: Marth, he's stupidly excited about holidays and will decorate stupid early for each and every one (but it's not just christmas he decorates for. each room in the house is decorated for a different wintery holiday, so no one feels left out)
sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting: Caeda! Marth gets stupid flustered and Caeda's sitting across the meeting room table just smirking and wow inappropriate bae why you gotta be like that
makes Sims just to drown them in the pool: neither? i mean Marth is more into making huge families and making everything happy and Caeda likes to plot out huge stories for each family and gets kinda peeved when Marth's willy-nilly marriaging of families twists those stories
brings the other coffee at work: marth! he just likes the excuse to go see her
takes gym locker room selfies: marth! he tends to get pulled into someone else's selfies by accident (looking at you cain) and eventually it just turned into a little bit of a competition between the boys (who can get the best selfie with the others in the background without anyone knowing the selfie was taken?)
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class: caeda, though marth is waaaay more into it by the time they get done with it
forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table: marth! more like he falls asleep at the table with the ipad and caeda has to put him to bed