#lowkey scared

New sanders side episode just casually dropped on a Saturday was not on my bingo card for 2025.

Y/n cookie who gets trapped in the spire of deceit and eventually forms a reluctant friendship with Black Sapphire, who flirts with them relentlessly, but... Sapphire: "I know you don't have anyone in the spire that quinches your thirst, but do you really have to read such trashy romance novels to cope?" Y/n: "Pffft, yea, I definitely don't.." Sapphire: "Pardon? Don't tell me you've finally come around to-" Y/n: "Yea, no." Sapphire: "You... fancy Vanilla? My, that's quite unfortunate for you-" Y/n: "Wrong again..." Sapphire: "...No. No no no absolutely not!" Y/n: "PFFFT- WHAAAT???" Sapphire: "You do NOT have a thing for Master Shadow Milk." Y/n: "I never said I had a thing for him-" Sapphire: "I can't believe it- I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!" Y/n: "AHAHAHAH- SAPH-" Sapphire: "It's not funny! Witches... you do realize he would-" Y/n: "SAPPHIRE. I'm not gonna go out with your boss. I just... think he's kinda hot." Sapphire: "You find him attractive?" Y/n: "Yes. Hypothetically, I would smash, but then it'd be all awkward and weird between us and he's kinda like my landlord so that's a little power dynamic-y..." Sapphire: "Stop. Talking. Please." Y/n: "Why? Are you jealous~?" Sapphire: "...Enjoy your smut, you freak." Y/n: "Nooo! Come back! Answer my question!!"