#loveater

Marinette: Heartfelt Narration about Loss that will make more sense at the end

Marinette: Well now that the angst is out of the way. I gotta deliver Macarons. Oh no if only a competing love interest would show up to give me a ride

Luka: (Panting) Sorry I am late I was 5 miles away when you said that. BTW I wrote you a song.

Marinette: Daww arent you such a deep character. But first let me ride you

Luka: What?

Marinette: To the mayor's hotel. I gotta get these macarons to my Parents

Luka: OOOOH. For a second I thought the age rating went up.

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Gabriel: A get-along shirt but its high fashion

Audrey and Andre: We hate it

Gabriel: Good

Adrien: Hey Marinette want to have a threesome with me and Kagami

Marinette: What?!

Adrien: Yea, we are gonna sneak out to have an adventure, but since you are here our twosome can now be a three way adventure.

Marinette: OOOH. For a second I thought the age rating went up

(and so they sneak away)

Marinette: Wow Kagami and Adrien have such Chemistry. Maybe I should just let them be happy together. Oops I dropped my hair ties.

(Adrien.exe and Kagami.exe have stopped functioning)

Chloé: And my Parents are akumatized. YES! Now I can be a hero again. TO THE BEE SIGNAL!

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Andre: Sorry kids Polygami is a sin.

Kagami: BULLS***!

Marinette: Its fine. You two have the ice cream while I make an excuse so you two can be together.

Adrien: Doesnt get it so he asks if they can help

Marinette: STOP BEING SO SWEET I AM TRYING TO LET YOU BE HAPPY.

(runs off)

Marinette: Oh s*** an akuma. Better go get help

Mayura: The bee signal is destroyed. Phase two complete.

Hawkmoth: Excellent.

Chloé: MY BEE SIGNAL! THAT COST 500 BUCKS ON EBAY YOU MONSTERS. LADYBUG! YOU BETTER PICK ME OR I WILL TURN EVIL!

Ladybug: No one is following me now so I should go directly to FU.

Fu: What are you doing here ladybug? (Translation: YOU TRYING TO OUT MY OPERATION?)

Ladybug: NO TIME! GIVE ME THE DRAGON MIRACULOUS.

Fu: This is gonna go poorly

(and Ladybug c-blocked Kagami)

Ladybug: Okay Ryuuko... want to talk about boys.

Kagami: I want to date a boy but I feel like I shouldnt cause of Marinette.

Ladybug: So you dont want to hurt the girl's feelings

Kagami: (Hiding her BI) Yea... thats why.

Adrien: Time to be a cat.

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Hawkmoth: Hello Guardian

Fu: Welp, time to Turtle

Mayura: Mind if we make this a threeway.

Fu: Curse my age.

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Chloé: I cant believe they dont want me to be a hero just because my identity is public (there are more reasons)

Hawkmoth: Hey kid want to be a Bee

Chloé: Hell yea.

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Chat noir: Hi Ryuuko.

Ryuuko: Hi Chat noir

Ladybug: (Offended) The f***ing slut (and thats how chat noir got his slut status)

(And the akuma solved itself)

Ladybug: Weird but okay.

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Miracle Queen: Im totally going evil now.

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Marinette: Well I am heartbroken and just to make things worse, Fu has been kidnapped because of me (this really isnt her fault, hawkmoth was following ladybug and if she de-transformed Hawkmoth would have found out who she is but the episode wants us to think this is her fault)

Luka: Did someone call for a shoulder to cry on?

Marinette: That was me. (breaks down)

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(Now for Miracle Queen)

Miracle Queen: Time for WASP ARMY!

Luka: Dont worry Marinette I am here for you... except now cause wasps!

Marinette: Luka no! (Flees to be ladybug)

Kagami: So we gonna make out.

Adrien: I still am working out some stuff

Kagami: You disappoint me... But that is unrelated to this.

Adrien: Kagami no! (Flees to be cat)

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Aquabug: Everything is going to s*** and its my fault!

Aquachat: No it isnt. We will save the day.

(cue emotional hug

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Miracle Queen: *Roasts the entire temporary hero squad*

Shadowmoth: Now they are your army

Miracle queen: Cool

Shadowmoth: Hey Mayura how is popping the bubble

Mayura: The bubble isnt popping.

Jade Turtle: F*** off.

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Ladybug UNIFIES with the dragon miraculous.

Dragonbug: Now to show off more unification. (Punches Viperion) Now you can too Kitty

Snakenoir: Ballin. Now watch as I am MVP in this fight to make up for Desperada.

(epic fight ensues)

Miracle Queen: F***! (Gets de-akumatized)

Ladybug: Give up we won

Queen bee: Ah but now I got all the OTHER MIRACULOUS

The Kwamis: B**** we dont even know you

Queen Bee: Damn it

Fu: It would be a real d*** move for me to lose my memories and put all of the pressure on a 14 year old girl. Good thing the order of guardians are some how so much worse than me.

(and thus hawkmoth's plans failed?)

Hawkmoth: Wait why are we fleeing, we are winning.

Mayura: (Fainting noises)

Hawkmoth: Damn. Next time Ladybug

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Chloé: I am full evil now and everything about my. character that suggested otherwise is gone.

Ladybug: Well you are canceled. I will tell the show writers I need a new bee.

Chloé: F***!

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Fu: Who are you people?

Ladybug: The f*** happened.

Wayzz: Deus ex machina. But you the guardian now.

Ladybug: Oh... well this sucks.

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Ladybug finds fu's letter.

Fu: Life sucks sometimes. You the boss now. Good luck. Kisses, Fu

Ladybug: Guess that means I gotta give up on Adrien.

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Luka: Hey Marinette, want to start dating me now?

Marinette: Yea, and I know it will be a long relationship that will help us both grow as individuals and not be over in the span of an episode in the next season.

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