#loudeb

Thank you, I have such a soft spot for poly heist wives <3

Who gets more excited about Halloween.

Lou. She already loves fall and the atmosphere the holiday brings just makes her love it more.

Who wants to wear matching costumes.

Debbie. It’s harder to find matching costumes for trios but she’s nothing if not determined, so she makes it work. Lou and Tammy find it adorable that she cares so much so they just go with it.

Who takes the kids trick or treating.

The three of them. They actually do group trick or treating with the rest of the gang.

Which one wants to make their kids costume and who wants to buy it.

Tammy does make it and Lou usually helps. Debbie is always busy planning their matching costumes.

Who bakes treats.

Tammy. She’s one hell of a baker. Lou usually sits on the counter licking batter off the bowls and Debbie has been permanently banned from the kitchen because she almost burned down the house once.

Who eats the most candy.

Debbie. She has an incredible sweet tooth.

Who decorates the house as soon as it is Octorber 1st.

Lou. She’ll send Debbie and Tammy away for an afternoon and her and the kids turn the house into Halloween spookyland.

Who binges Halloween movies.

Debbie. She sits down with the kids to watch the cute ones and after they’re asleep she’ll watch the creepy ones until dawn.

Which one likes apple bobbing the best and which one is actually good at it.

Interviewer: “Does Cate Blanchett wear granny panties?”

Sandra: “No she does not”

That pointing finger of knowledge & the grin.

Followed by the interviewer asking who’s closet they would steal from

Sandy: “I’d have to dip into Cates a little bit.”

Cate: “You can dip into me anytime.”

THAT GRIN & the LOOK 😏

“They’re just friends”

*me shows them some examples eg this:

Sandra Bullock:

So 4 years ago when we were 18, my friend worked for a company who were paying her half of what she was meant to be paid, she took legal action but in the process the company cut all of her shifts so she was owed a bunch of money & had no income to continue legally.

The company refused to pay her any money or any shifts at work so she was living with me & house sitting for people for $$ this week in particular we were house sitting for my aunt who lived close to my friends former workplace. My friend unpacking her things discovered that she had the key to a back entrance of the business that they had thought had been lost (even she thought the key was lost) so it was like fate had placed the key into her work bag & whispered into our ears “do it”. Just a little info also: the company was a huge company who had more than enough money to pay her back or give her days to work they had replaced her within a week to try & make the problem go away. Anyways.... We started to talk about how we could execute this plan. Well I am trained in makeup so I was like 💡let’s not just wear a disguise, I’ll turn us into men! Issue of cameras: done. Next, passers by: We would do it during the night when everything else would be closed, bang sorted. Traces of us being there: so we thought of what police check for in case it was ever investigated seriously so like fingerprints & footprints etc. we didn’t have gloves so we planned to tape our fingerprints until we could access gloves that the business had inside, as for footprints we borrowed some of our guy friends shoes so they would be a complete different size so that would completely wipe us out as suspects 😅 Cover story: we changed the times on our phones & took a bunch of pictures with time & location stickers of the time the planned heist would be happening. So with the plan set out I started our makeup. I even cut some hair extensions & stuck them to our brows & face to make it look authentic so even if we seen a random passer by we would look authentic since the security camera quality wouldn’t be great anyway

Here is a picture of us in our disguise 👇🏼 I have the man bun 😂

So we put on some plain guys clothes, the borrowed shoes & headed to a park just around the corner from the business & parked my car there, from there we walked to the location (even changing the way we walked to really make it authentic) we let outselves in whilst making it look like we had tools to break inside (a real act for the security cameras so they didn’t think we had a key) we entered, put on some gloves, we set a time limit for 10 minutes in & out, got what we had to & left. Heading straight back to my aunts.

Ok this is where it gets CRAZY.

So my friend got the money they owed her we safely pulled it off. We woke up the next morning & I looked out the window to see a POLICE CAR out the front!

This is 1000000% true.

We freaked out & sat looking out the window for 20 minutes waiting for them to come & what we thought, arrests us. But then! almost like a message from karma itself saying “I’ll let you off with this one but don’t do it ever again” the police hadn’t even in been in the car all of that time they come from next door (the neighbors were shady people) & the officers got into their car & left.

So that’s a 1000% real story of a real heist I planned & was successful in 😅 & prolly the only that I will do (unless one of the cast of oceans 8 asked me to)

Also: Since then that business has been in multiple public court battles regarding unfair dismissal of staff & underpaying/not paying its employees & was forced to pay many of them back!