Oct 18, 2021
The Entire Book
Ralph: Jack, Roger, no!
Jack: How about I do it anyway
Roger: *continues throwing rocks at children*
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The Entire Book
Ralph: Jack, Roger, no!
Jack: How about I do it anyway
Roger: *continues throwing rocks at children*
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My favourite Lord of the Flies arsehole! Roger 🖤
Ralph: If Pinocchio said “My nose will grow right now”, what would happen?
Simon: The word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel
Roger: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life, instead of death
Jack: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Piggy: I hate all of you
Instead of this ain’t it chief Jack just points to Ralph and says “this ain’t the chief”
Roger
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Simon beats Jack at a Solo
Simon entered the choir room and sat his stuff down next to Maurice's before heading up and standing next to him. Jack glared at Simon before Macie told him to go stand in his spot. ''Attendance.''
"Robert Adkins?
"Here."
"Henry Collin?"
"Here."
"Maurice Norris?"
"Im here Captain Macie."
"Jack Merridew"
"Here."
"Harold Montague?"
"Here."
"Simon Mohan."
"Here.."
"Roger Sheridan."
"Here."
"Bill Thatcher."
"Here."
''Now, I shall release the solo winners. For the bass solo, Bill Thatcher, for the Soprano Solo, it's Simon Mohan.''
Bill and Robert high-fived each other, excited that one of them had finally beat Roger in a solo. Jack fistpumped to himself, before processing the information. He seemed confused, did Macie horribly pronounce his name wrong, or did Simon actually get the solo. The entire choir was in shock, they looked at Simon and Jack. Jack was boiling with anger, he had gotten all the solos until.
Simon and Maurice hugged each other before paying attention to whatever Mr Macie was explaining. Jack was still livid when he found out that Simon beat him in the solo. But what the fuck ever, Simon would probably chicken out last minute and make Jack go up and sing the solo. That's what Jack thought anyway. Little did he know, Simon was gonna wave this in his face forever. And nobody, not even Roger was gonna stop him.
Littlun: Can I go play now?
Ralph: Are the shelters in alphabetical order?
Littlun: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Ralph: Hey everyone, what should I do to improve my leadership?
Jack: Resign
Ralph: MERRIDEW I SWEAR TO GOD-