#lorenz

Enjoy this quick GIF I made🙂🙃🙂

But anyways… another thing that I wondered was what Lorenz would do at the academy. Because as I recall, Lorenz would always say he’s “quite busy.” That’s why when Byleth tried to tell him about women's complaints, he tried to dismiss Byleth in game and say that he’s always busy like when he says “Now, if you will excuse me, I have a great deal of work to do. Farewell.” and then leaves.

Or when he said “Professor. Have you been looking for me again? I am very busy, you know. I must insist that disruptions for lighthearted chats of this kind be kept to a minimum.” like HELLO?? BUSY WITH WHAT EXACTLY???

Same when you try to return a lost item to him that isn’t his, he also mentions he’s busy there too. Setting the scene for example, Byleth shows Lorenz a random item. Lorenz looks at it, and says: “Hmm, I don't recall misplacing anything. You will have to excuse me—I am quite busy.”

And since there is hardly any information about Lorenz from what I’ve tried to research, ima just say what I think.

1. He’s actually busy

He probably spends a lot of time thinking about noble responsibilities, territory management, the future of the Alliance, how a noble “should” behave, and other Lorenzy aspects. Compared to many students, he’s unusually future focused. Like he’s not a typical student LOL-

2. He likes feelings important 😭

Another thing that occurred to me is that I honestly don’t think he’s busy AAAALL the time, I mean he clearly has enough time to attempt and woo girls and fail every single time… so Lorenz absolutely enjoys being perceived as someone with a buncha responsibilities.

3. He uses “busy” as a shield

Omg what if Lorenz uses “I am busy” the same way other people think “I’m not emotionally prepared for this conversation.” Like when someone criticizes him, embarrasses him, or catches him off guard, his default response is often “I have important things to do.” and what he REALLY means is “I am retreating with what remains of my dignity.” because he tries to skedaddle when Byleth confronts him about complaints AHAHA

Lorenz Chipsletten (Germany)

I only just found out these are no longer being sold at the chain where I got them from. Lucky break, grabbed a tube before it was too late. Not 100% they're from Germany but that's my best guess.

Similarly to the Estonian Grand Chips, these have multiple layers of packaging. The cardboard tube has a separate foil bag inside, which has a plastic tub containing the chips themselves. From what I understand this is considerably better from a recycling standpoint compared to Pringles, where the tube itself is lined with foil. Still, worth mentioning.

It was pleasant to know that these are not part of the clone duo that Pirkka and Coop have with their tube chips. After having them however, they might as well be. Despite the different packaging style, we're yet again dealing with a crunchier Pringles with less flavor and an unpleasant dry potato aftertaste. You know the one.

Can't wait to find a tube chip that is any good.

4 / 10 ________________________