#lor gislason

Zach London: so as you can see London: the time has come to submit to gossip goblin London: the age of human creativity is at an end London: now is the age of the goblin

London: come forward, brothers London: drink of the slop London: i have an endless supply of it, after all King: er King: no thanks King: i already ate London: brother, you misunderstand London: you have no choice

King: whoa! get away! Barker: yeah c'mon man Barker: that's not cool London: you will all drink of the slop London: and when the slop flows through your veins London: then you too will know the joy of being one with the slop

Mary Shelley: that's it, i'm done Shelley: i'm gonna start stabbing Poe: no! mary, don't! Shelley: oh shit King: huh it looks like you punctured him King: it looks like all his slop is coming out now Shelley: i didn't expect this

King: oh my god watch out! King: he's going to slop us! Poe: stay back! Koontz: i'm scared D: King: don't worry dean, it's only slop King: it can't hurt you unless you let it

London: don't be a dinosaur! London: you'll be left in the dust! Koontz: but he says i'll be left in the dust! King: don't listen to him dean! King: that's the devil talking!

King: oh my god, all this slop! King: it's like when lor visits Lor Gislason: bloop bloop i'm not a slop Gislason: bloop bloop i'm a goop >:C Gislason: bloop bloop it's totally different >:C King: yeah i'm sorry i didn't mean Gislason: bloop bloop how dare you Gislason: the slops and the goops are natural and eternal enemies >:C

London: as a slop, i unthinkingly spray nonsense everywhere and by random chance sometimes something looks ok Gislason: as a goop, i'm perfectly adapted to my native environment, the 10-foot by 10-foot dungeon corridor

Poe: guys, this is bad! Poe: we're surrounded on all sides by slop! Poe: don't look at it! it'll seduce you with its siren song Giant-breasted anime girl : [string of nonsense glyphs] Edward Lee: bro Poe: i said don't look at it!!! Patricia Highsmith: nice gams on that humunculous

Poe: don't look at it! London: what if we had a video of a dog with every hair defined in weirdly high detail Koontz: a dog with every hair defined in weirdly high detail?!? Poe: dean, no!

Looking for some trans horror books to read for Halloween? Here you go:

Book titles:

Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White

The Spirit Bares Its Teeth by Andrew Joseph White

The Ojja-Wojja by Magdalene Visaggio and Jenn St-Onge

Let Me Out by Emmett Nahil and George Williams

The Honeys by Ryan La Sala

Even If We Break by Marieke Nijkamp

Tell Me I’m Worthless by Alison Rumfitt

Brainwyrms by Alison Rumfitt

All the White Spaces by Ally Wilkes

goodreads | storygraph

When Stevie starts seeing floating orbs, they call a spiritual pest control company for guidance. Harriett and Marcy—two queer, punk lesbians—welcome Stevie into a world of otherworldly creatures, tree people, and something called the bone spider. Equal parts slice-of-life, queer romance and body horror, Cosmic Dyke Patrol is a story about how everyone is worthy of love, no matter how weird.

The Honeys by Ryan La Sala (Genderfluid, YA) The Sacrifice by Rin Chupeco (YA) Hell Followed With Us and The Spirit Bares its Teeth by Andrew Joseph White (YA) Manhunt by Gretchen Felker-Martin  Tell Me I’m Worthless and Brainwyrms by Alison Rumfitt, by Alison Rumfitt Bonus; Coming in 2024: Cuckoo by Gretchen Felker-Martin and The Woods All Black by Lee Mandelo Double Bonus: These are all…

Lor Gislason: bloop bloop time for goop Stephen King: actually lor, you're supposed to say 'submitted for the approval of the midnight society' Mary Shelley: naw let them say their own thing Shelley: i kinda like it King: goshdarn it mary King: you know if we let lor do it, everyone's gonna want to do it Koontz: i think if you tell a goop story, you should get it say it King: goshdarnit!

Gislason: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the cosmic dyke patrol Patricia Highsmith: yes Highmith: haha YES!

Gislason: this is the story that asks the question Gislason: what if the ghostbusters were ladies King: actually i think that question's been asked Gislason: yeah but also what if they were dykes King: actually King: well actually i don't know if that's been asked

Gislason: it's about these a pair of dykes who fight paranormal creatures from parallel dimensions Gislason: they also take a baby dyke under their wing to teach them the ropes of fighting paranormal creatures from parallel dimensions Gislason: there's also a goop King: of course there is

Gislason: the cosmic dyke patrol also has its own paranormal mascot Koontz: like slimer? Gislason: Gislason: bloop bloop actually yeah

Gislason: now imagine that slimer was actually a bird creature Gislason: but the process of coming into our dimension turned him into a goop King: i can't imagine that Gislason: really? i find it quite easy to imagine

Gislason: there's something strange in your neighborhood Gislason: who you gonna call? Gislason: bloop bloop COSMIC DYKE PATROL King: oh there's a song? Shelley: lighten up steve it's a bop King: well it's just that last time there was that whole goop troop song King: are we gonna get a new song on every lor visit? Gislason: bloop bloop be-doop yes

Gislason: there's an invisible lesbian Gislason: sleeping in your bed Gislason: who ya gonna call? Gislason: COSMIC DYKE PATROL Koontz: i Koontz: i don't think i'm allowed to say that word

Gislason: bloo bloo bloo bloo bloop bloop bloop-pa bloop goop Gislason: i ain't afraid of no dyke Gislason: bloo bloo bloo bloo bloop bloop bloop-pa bloop goop Gislason: i hear she likes the girls

Highsmith: let me tell you Highsmith: if there was a lesbian ghost in my bed Highsmith: there would not be a problem Highsmith: if you know what i mean Highsmith: there ain't nothin' like a dame!

Highsmith: ain't no problem with this ghost in my bed Charles Dickens: excuse me i heard there was a lesbian ghost here? Dickens: have no fear Charles Dickens and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in unison: GHOST CLUB IS HERE! Highsmith: actually your services won't be necessary

John Langan: you're telling me EVERYONE has a skeleton inside? Poe: that's right Langan: Langan: i don't get it David Niall Wilson: edgar, let me try Wilson: i think i can explain it

Langan: so you're sayin that everyone has a skeleton inside? Wilson: that's right Langan: okay but like Langan: i mean Langan: i mean not everyone everyone Langan: i mean you don't have a skeleton right? Wilson: everyone, john Wilson: even me

Langan: Langan: okay but like Langan: not edgar, right? Wilson: no edgar also has a skeleton Langan: Langan: okay but not steve, right? Wilson: everyone, john

Langan: but not mary right? Mary Shelley: why would you think that Shelley: i'm so goth I've got EXTRA bones Wilson: don't say that Wilson: you're going to confuse him

Langan: ok Langan: but not dean, right? Wilson: yes, even dean Langan: ok but not howard right? Wilson: EVERYONE

Langan: ok but not lor right? Lor Gislason: bloop bloop i'm a goop Wilson: Wilson: ummm Wilson: lor might be an outlier

Wilson: i mean, lor might have bones Langan: i can clearly see right through lor's transluscent goo that they do not have bones Langan: why were you lying to me Langan: now i don't know what to believe

Wilson: well, the fact remains Wilson: MOST people have bones Langan: Langan: this is heavy, man Langan: i need to be alone for a while King: john Poe: no no let him go Poe: he's got some thinking to do Poe: let him process

Langan: it's so weird to think there's bones inside me Langan: i don't know how to feel about that Langan: if only there was a way to get rid of them! Max Booth III: funny you should ask that

Booth: you don't want your bones? Booth: well, fiddle dee dee Booth: if you don't your bones, young man, you should give them to me! Langan: who are you? Booth: who am I? WHO AM I??

Booth: Allow me to introduce myself! Booth: They call me Mr. Bones! Booth: You don't need those 24 ribs Booth: so how bout you give me a loan? Booth: see, collecting bones is my game! Booth: femurs and ribs and clavicles! Booth: why, to me they're all the same!

Booth: I've heard you've been complaining! Booth: There's no need to cry or whine! Booth: i'll take your long bones and your sesamoids Booth: why, I've found you just in time!

Booth: I want those bones, every one Booth: I'll drain your marrow, oo, that sounds fun! Booth: at snatching bones, i just won't be outdone Booth: Be smaaaaaart- Booth: Don't mess with the Professor! Booth: i mean the mister Booth: fuck Booth: fuck shit fuck Booth: i messed up the song Langan: no you were doing good

Arthur Machen: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the white powder Machen: it's about this white powder that turns you into a big blob of goo Barker: haha oh man i hate when that happens Barker: hahaha- oh Barker: oh shit i'm sorry Lor Gislason: bloop bloop i'm sitting right here

Machen: so there's this law student who's studying way too hard and he's just exhausted Machen: so he gets this white power that's supposed to give him more energy Barker: sound familiar steve? Stephen King: i don't really like to talk about that

Machen: the doctor prescribes this white powder that gives you energy Machen: but the chemist messes up Machen: and gives him the white powder that turns you into goo

King: so instead of getting the white powder that gives you energy he gets the white powder that turns you into goo? King: that seems like a pretty major mistake Machen: yeah its not ideal

Machen: now there's a thing about this white powder that turns you into goo Barker: oh yeah? is there? Barker: if you could describe the white powder that turns you into goo in a single word Barker: what would that word be? Machen: hmm well let me think Barker: c'mon just say it Barker: you know you want to

Machen: i guess if i had to describe the white powder that turns you into goo with just a single word Barker: oh god he's going to say it Machen: i think that word would be Barker: here we go Machen: queer Barker: ah ha ha! he said it! Barker: the absolute madman!

Machen: it's just a very queer sort of powder Barker: ahahaha he said it! Machen: i don't see what's so funny Machen: i'm just accurately describing the powder King: it's nothing Arthur, just ignore him King: finish your story

Machen: so they take the white powder and analyze it Machen: and it turns out Machen: that it was actually not medicine at all Machen: they accidentally gave the guy the vinum sabbati that they use for satanic mass Machen: it's a real whoopsie doodle

King: so he was actually taking vinum sabbati instead? that explains it Barker: does it steve? does it explain it? King: oh yeah everyone knows that vinum sabbati separates your spiritual higher self from your corporeal sludge Barker: King: it's like that star trek tng episode Barker: what Poe: oh yeah, skin of evil King: that's the one

Koontz: so vinum sabbati turns you into a goo? King: that's right Koontz: is that what happened to lor King: dean! you can't just say that! King: it's very rude Gislason: bloop bloop yeah no that's what happened

Barker: i think if there's one lesson to be learned here Barker: its that, given the chance Barker: i would definitely take the white powder that turns you into a goo Barker: i think i speak for everyone here

Poe: oh i don't know about that clive Koontz: i wanna be a goo too! Poe: you don't know what we're talking about dean

Fitz James O'Brien: so i hear you're in the market for the white powder that turns you into a goo O'Brien: i can get you some of the white powder that turns you into a goo O'Brien: if you're cool Barker: oh yeah yeah we're cool King: do you have any other kinds of white powder

David Cronenberg: body horror is the art of possibility. the body is the canvas. to change the body is to change reality, to unmake & remake the world. Junji Ito: what if your head was a balloon lol

Junji Ito: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the fashion model Junji Ito: so this film crew hires an actress with a really striking look Poe: what's the look? Ito: oh she's like an obvious monster Ito: like 100% she's definitely a monster

Ito: anyway everyone is all "wow what a striking look" Barker: you know Barker: there's a problem with all these monster women you draw Ito: what? Barker: you're not horny enough

Ito: they're not supposed to be horny Barker: no i mean YOU are not horny Ito: Poe: clive leave him alone Barker: hey i'm not throwing shade Poe: no it really sounds like you are

Ito: how can you say that? Ito: look at these  bishōjo heroines! Barker: don't get me wrong, junji Barker: you got some real cute little straight couples in your comics Barker: but they should fuck

Barker: is the problem that this body horror is too straight Barker: is that it? Ito: what Barker: i mean more power to you Barker: i think it's great what you're doing Ito: Barker: you know despite your handicap Ito: Barker: of being straight

Barker: it's just so cool how you're showing that straight people can do body horror too Ito: Barker: real inspiring! Ito: Poe: that's enough clive Barker: no shut up edgar i'm having fun