Okay so like if you look up houses on Zillow you'll see that all of them will have a sort of schlocky House Premise written by real estate agents to pitch the house to prospective buyers.
You must write a piece in this inoffensively corporate style to try and attract truly anyone to buy the obviously haunted house you've been tasked to sell.
The location and style of house is up to you.
Freshly renovated with new, sleek modern floors, upscale appliances, and expansive windows, this elegant condo with breathtaking views over both Lake Haines and the downtown Longport skyline is here to give a new meaning to luxury.
Walking inside this home greets you with a large room for family, friends, and frequent guests to gather. A private and soundproof office is nestled into the first floor along with a grand, spacious kitchen perfect for cooking, baking, and sharing.
With five bedrooms and five bathrooms, there is certainly enough to house guests on top of family. A long balcony graces both the first and second floor with plenty of outdoor space to enjoy the fresh air and look out over the lake with friends.
"The previous owners decided they wanted a place with a little less memories, is all. Did anyone die on this property, you ask? Uh, well - no."
