#lomille

Logan and Camille are very distinct characters that I feel thrive the more they spend time apart. Their personalities don't mesh well, they're deceitful to one-another, they have very few boundaries, they don't communicate their wants/needs well enough, they don't listen to each other, they can never truly decide whether or not they like each other, and I'm convinced they're only together because of their attraction for one another. I could spend hours explaining in full detail every toxic facet that their relationship is predicated on, but there is one instance that I can never stop thinking about.

YOU PICKED CAMILLE SOLELY FROM A LOVE SCIENCE EXPERIMENT???? AND WHEN SHE ASKED YOU ABOUT IT YOU LIED TO HER FACE?????

Keep in mind that they'd been dating for a year or longer at this point in the series. How do you keep that hidden from someone so long? How do you have the heart or the will to suppress such a huge lie? This is the one thing I'll never forgive Logan for because even though this was glossed over in the show, I could never imagine doing that to somebody.

Logan and Camille cause more harm than good to each other. But I can't hate them too much. I remember being sixteen and in a faulty on-and-off relationship with someone I thought I was crazy about. I can't deny that this is an accurate depiction of a common real-life scenario that many teenagers can and have experienced. I can't be mad at Nickelodeon for writing Lomille the way they did. But I can be mad that they're masking their toxicity with "love". They do not love each other. Their relationship would've been fine in their faults and flaws if they were just honest about purely being attracted to each other and nothing more.

That being said, I made a shitty Lomille angst edit several months ago that I'd like to share. I chose to create this edit to xoxosos by Keshi. I feel the snippet of lyrics featured in this edit perfectly describe the Lomille dynamic and how they chose to interact with one another in their relationship.

On and off, off and on I don't wanna f*ck around Swore we were still in love Got me seein' XO's XO's, yeah XO's XO's, yeah (Carry me home like you used to) On and off, off and on I don't wanna f*ck around Swore that we had enough Got me seein' XO's XO's, yeah XO's XO's, yeah

SO, SOS SO, SOS SO, SOS SO, SOS

Here are some additional lyrics to the song that were not featured in this edit but that I feel continue to perfectly describe their flawed relationship.

Do whatever you say Do whatever you want me to Baby I'm okay You can wreck my heart in two Yeah we made mistakes But I wanna see this through Baby it's okay Let me put it back for you

ooo i'm thinking a little lomille one shot for this title!! not to bring it all back to tasw but in my version of the lomille relationship, logan brings camille to the griffith observatory to ask her to be his girlfriend as they stargaze out on the massive lawn there. i only had logan/camille only vaguely relay this information, but for a title like stars and satellites i think this would be a really cute story from logan's perspective. it would go through his planning and prep for the date, talk about all his nerves and excitement... (roxy cameo because he has to fight her for the car keys...) and then ultimately, the date itself with the boyfriend/girlfriend conversation :)

“I’m taking Camille to the observatory and setting up a nice place on their big lawn where we can star gaze together. Of course, while we’re lying down, I’ll draw her into my side and when I’m pointing out all of my favorite constellations, I’m going to show her Perseus and Andromeda and tell the story of their love… Then, I’m gonna ask her to be my girlfriend.”

^ from ch 21 hehehhe

Camille: No. Not really.