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Once upon a (maggot) NOUN, there were three little pigs.
The first little pig was very (slimy) ADJECTIVE, and he built a house for himself out of (hippos) PLURAL NOUN. The second little pig was (retarded) ADJECTIVE, and he built a house out of (Buick lesabres) PLURAL NOUN. But the third little pig was very (fabulous) ADJECTIVE, and he built his house out of genuine (rainbows) PLURAL NOUN.
Well one day, a mean old wolf came along and saw the houses. '(Shit!) EXCLAMATION!' he said. 'I’ll (kiss) VERB and I’ll (slurp) VERB and I’ll blow your house down.' And he blew down the first little pig’s (toe) NOUN and the second little pig’s (Chicagos) PLURAL NOUN.
The two little pigs ran to the third pig’s house. Thereupon, the wolf began blowing, but he couldn’t blow down the third little pig’s (batman) NOUN house. So he (extrapolated) VERB (PAST TENSE) off into the forest, and the three little (rigid) ADJECTIVE pigs moved to Chicago and went into the sausage business.
