#lol whatever

The first time Gun and Goo compared their dick to James, they were both genuinely caught off guard. Neither of them had expected James to be that big, and, naturally, the discovery immediately sparked some very unhealthy jealousy.

James, completely unfazed, simply asked them to address him as James hyung.

They both ignored him, of course.

But then came the next meeting at Charles' place.

The moment Gun and Goo saw you, their eyes went wide.

Goo took one look at you and immediately said, with complete seriousness, “Noona, you're going to die soon.”

And then he simply walked away, leaving you standing there in complete confusion.

Gun wasn't much better.

He looked you up and down, nodded thoughtfully, and said, “You should work more on your endurance mastery.”

Then he walked away too.

You had absolutely no idea what either of them was talking about.

You just assumed they were both going through some weird heat cycle and decided not to question it.

What you didn't realize was that Gun and Goo had become absolute hawkeyes.

From that day onward, they were constantly watching for the slightest opportunity, a missed meeting, an excuse to leave work early, a moment when you and James were alone. They were practically waiting for the day you would accidentally slip up and give them confirmation of whatever ridiculous theory they had formed.

And James?

He was completely oblivious.

Or, more accurately, he was aware enough to know something was going on, but not interested enough to care.

Every time Gun or Goo stared at him suspiciously, James would simply stare back.

They would glare.

He would blink.

They would narrow their eyes.

He would raise an eyebrow.

And then he'd go right back to whatever he was doing.

Meanwhile, you were still standing there wondering why Gun and Goo had suddenly become so intensely interested in your endurance.

You genuinely thought they were just being weird.

They, however, were waiting.

Bloodclot au Bendy's design scratches a very old itch in my brain I didn't even know needed itching

Late night WIP things >///< I dunno. Lol enjoy?

practiced redrawing some sonic channel art & idw panels ^^