Stellan. That couldn’t possibly be a real name but maybe that was for the better? After all, this wasn’t the kind of job one would put proudly in their facebook bio, the times haven’t change that much yet. And Bucky certainly had no right to judge, seeing as he was a client.

Somewhere along the line the Hulk had receded, and Bruce had become the prisoner. Except he didn't get to be a prisoner for long. Panicked and afraid, these agents- apparently from this "TVA" agency- were raising what looked like torches to him in a threat... It was almost comedic despite his confusion, until he got prodded with one from behind and suddenly felt his body turning to static. He'd cried out in surprise, and had barely started to yell and shout before he found himself falling...

Bruce hit the ground with a hard thud, the grass beneath him doing nothing to soften the landing. In the back of his mind the Hulk was raging, but even he was too afraid to come out; being sedated wasn't common for him, and it was enough to put him back into his cage for a while. As the doctor stood to get his bearings, adjusting his glasses as he glanced out across the desolate expanse of land, a thundering sound began to arise from behind him... And then a deafening roar. Turning slowly, like pret caught by the predator, a huge beast of black smoke appeared from the clouds... Whatever it was, it was hungry. And it was headed right for him. Without a second thought he began to run- to where, he didn't know. Anywhere that could maybe save him from whatever hell hole he'd found himself in.

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Sylvie stared down at the body of the man she’d been after for so long, she’d expected relief once she had finished her mission. But all she felt was an overwhelming realization that even with him dead? She would never have a normal life, it was to late for that. She wiped her sword on the mans robes before sheathing it at her side and moving to where Loki had been knocked unconscious after she knocked him against a wall with her magic.

Thanks for the ask, but also: be prepared for a disappointment ::D I wanted to attach the audio to this but because it wasn’t possible, I quickly made it into a video form (just audio + one image so nothing to _see there) and I’ll be linking it from youtube instead.

Plus a warning: I can’t fucking talk lol. Sorry about my stuttering, sometimes I just don’t know how to form phrases or pronounce things :D I also might sound bad and “won’t” sounds like “want” and sometimes it sounds like there’s no “not” when I do remember saying it but I still can’t hear it afterwards. I’m pretty sure the same happens with Finnish too so it’s just the way I talk normally and has nothing to do with the language I’m speaking. (The pauses are my brain working because I didn’t write anything down, if you listen to it closely, you can almost hear the rusty gears in my brain moving...)

Here’s all the questions/tasks: 6. I’ll talk about something I’m obsessed with/currently interested in 7. I’ll sing verses from a song ramble something random in Finnish because I don’t sing 9. I’ll say a sentence in an accent that isn’t mine 18. I’ll talk about something I’ve never done

And here’s what I came up with. As always, I couldn’t stop talking so sit down and take a good posture because you’re not gonna get rid of me for the next 8 minutes ::D (Unless you just, like, click away from the tab or so...) 

1. if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

Read: There are a lot of books that influenced me and rattled me and maybe changed me to my core as a teenager/young adult but i’m gonna  say Antes del fin by Ernesto Sabato,The Book of Fate by Parinoush Saniee and 1984 by Orwell come to mind right now

Watch: probably Battlestar Galactica

Listen: Nightwish. and Orphaned Land. I think Nightwish speaks a lot about how i feel inside and Orphaned Land is more about the way I feel and relate to the outside world

13. inside or outdoors?

I used to be more outdoorsy in the past but as I’m growing old I feel staying in is best.

15. five most influential books over your lifetime.

Well like i said: 1984 by George Orwell, Antes del fin by Ernesto Sabato, Baudolino by Umberto Eco (really challenged my views on organized religion at the time), Blindness by Jose Saramago, The Brothers Karamazov by F.M. Dostoievsky

22.list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.

The top five things i like doing? Or just the things in general? Anyway the top of things i like doing  (because I’m not gonna put ‘trying to teach children english’ as my top thing to do) in order of how much time i spend on them: quality time with my boyfriend, watching movies/series, listening to music, reading, eating

29. three songs that you connect with right now

Refuge - Steven Wilson

Let the Storm Descend Upon You - Avantasia

Sands of Time - Scardust

For Hell Patrol Verse

What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child?

Climbing too high in trees, sneaking cookies before dinner, and ruining nice clothes going exploring in the small wooded area behind her house. Nothing too out of the ordinary. Her love of nature started well before her cat characteristics manifested.

What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?

The lie that haunts her the most is a lie of omission, but a really big one. After she went missing when her mutation first manifested, she allowed her parents to believe she was dead. In the intervening years, she’s considered going home many times, but her internalized self-loathing always stopped her. Now that she’s discovered that the adamantium in her body is slowly killing her, she thinks it would be cruel to return to them only for them to lose her again.

How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?

She gotten better about this since meeting Loki. In the past, she’s always felt like she needed to be perceived as “strong.” That didn’t mean she wouldn’t stop and ask for directions if she was lost, but if she found herself feel really out of place or thrown off balance, she might get irritable or even pick a fight rather than admit she was confused.

She’s softened a lot since then, but she’s still very selective with who she trusts. If she needs to ask a question or get clarification, she’ll talk to Loki or one of the other members of the Patrol. She trusts them not to judge her, and she trusts they’ll give her the best information.

How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?