Log 34: The Great Labeling Initiative
command told us to “label everything” for safety reasons. so we did. now the entire maintenance deck looks like an overenthusiastic human office.
(mostly we're just wasting supplies as vengeance for the pay cut)
we labeled:
the vents (“DO NOT ENTER, SENTIENT”)
the coolant pipes (“SAD, BUT TRYING”)
My blaster (“Gary, my favorite human name”)
knockout was labeled “PREMIUM CONTENT.” he didn’t disagree.










