Some of our readers may remember that my wife would often lock me for long random periods, so we never bothered keeping track of dates or anything. Neither of us know when my "permanent" situation started because it started off as just another locked period after a little break; it really took over two years before my wife talked herself through whatever she was feeling about it living this way forever. It started in February or maybe March of 2018, but since we don't have the exact date, we picked April 1 as the anniversary (Lockiversary) because it's easy to remember.
Happy Lockiversary, @mrs--edge. Thank you for eight years of keeping me devoted and focused on you. 🔒💖😘
















