Thinking about Liu Mingyan and Luo Bingge’s relationship. Like they’re both such unbelievably creative and depraved freaks, you know they were actively making eachother worse every day. She was the favorite for a REASON!! (And it’s not the reason everyone assumes.) I imagine their convos went like this:
LBH: I’m going to cut out Shizun’s eyes today :)
LMY: Maybe think about keeping one eye. Then he can still see you torturing him, and you can use his limited vision to your advantage too. Picture his one eye trailing you as you move around him!!
LBH: (noticeably panting) Yeah, that’s good.
Then they leave their bedchambers both incredibly flustered and giddy and everyone thinks they have like the craziest chemistry ever. But really they’re just working each other up talking about torture….

















