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So you know -- or like, you should know, if you don’t already jot it down -- that I spend every Hogsmeade weekend in the music store, but like... this time I might have to pass. I’m having serious kombucha withdrawals after Christmas break, I got way addicted to the strawberry hibiscus one, and I’ve just got to go hunting for it. Anyone want to help me? I doubt it’s like, at The Three Broomsticks or anything but there’s got to be some kind of like, back-alley Muggle goods store or something, don’t you think?

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Okay, so someone back me up here: it doesn’t make me a terrible Quidditch captain to laugh at one of my players when they nearly fall off their broom, right? Because they used some seriously impressive gymnastics to stay afloat, like, I’d give them a gold medal for their performance if I thought that I could order one in Hogsmeade. I just, you know, also spent a good five minutes doubled over laughing about the whole thing, but I say that’s called having a good sense of humor, and not being mean.

So like I feel like I should say this isn’t my cat but we are now best friends.  I was just sitting here minding my own business and he...she...they found me and I decided that they wanted to be best friends.  So now we are!  Guess what I named them?  I’ll give you a hint, its like the most perfect name for a cat ever. Especially this cat, because they’re my best friend.

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Does anybody know if there’s an existing term that means the opposite of RBF? Because, while I don’t really think it’s polite to say anybody has a Resting Bish Face, I do think Resting Doe Face or RDF makes for a worthy counterpart. I don’t know, there’s probably a better animal or cluster of initials out there in place, and if you know it or can come up with one, I’m all ears!

Does anyone wanna dare me to eat a full platter of pigs-in-a-blanket all by myself for breakfast tomorrow? I’ll pay you a knut to dare me!