#liushen week

Mu Qingfang stands up and says “as you know I am bound to confidentiality about the actions of my patients while they are under my care, so alas many of my stories I must keep to myself….. so I must confine myself to the stories from when they were not under my care.” And somehow this is way worse because the following story is bad enough and now everyone’s imaginations are running rampant about what Mu Qingfang has seen and he’s smugly refusing to confirm OR DENY even the most outrageous scenarios people are posing to him.

Shen Jiu stands up and says “There was a period of time when Liu Qingge was unaware his crush had a twin. There was also a period of time where Liu Qingge had realized his affections and was trying to write poetry. These periods overlapped by six months.” Then to Liu Qingge’s horror Shen Jiu pulls out a stack of poems that Liu Qingge thought he’d given to Shen Yuan despite his protests he’d never seen them, and Shen Jiu starts to read them out loud.

Qi Qingqi stands up and is like “As you all can imagine the mutual unaware pining got pretty tiring after the sixth or seventh year. So a number of us conspired to lock them in a closet together”

Liu Qingge turns to Shen Yuan and is like “Wait did you know that was on purpose?” And he says “No, and also what does this have to do with-“

Qi Qingqi continues “We thought they would get their act together and make out a little. But when we checked the closet they both had managed to escape through a vent in the ceiling and crawl all the way to the other side of the building. During which time Shen Yuan managed to get poisoned somehow?! Absolutely no kisses were exchanged but the entire school watched Liu Qingge princess carry Shen Yuan through the hallways convinced he was dying.”

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