#literally--calum

hmm...

How do we feel abt twisted vee being a little unhinged

Just tiny bit murderous

like

Its all fun and games

Just

Sometimes she likes to spook ppl

Yk

Oh Zilla

I think you'd like to know something-

She's only so chill and happy in the stuff I write because she's comfortable and feels safe - she knows Shanon and Veronica won't let anything happen to them and obviously an 11 year old fan is going to not be seen as a threat (she still has a massive soft spot for kids - always has always will)

She's pretty nasty to anyone she doesn't know, from just being rude to willingly punching people to get out of her way if it comes to it, she's not afraid to hurt anyone yk?

She'd absolutely spook people, mess with anyone who is just hanging out, she'd be just sitting at the park and faking being deactivated and suddenly shoot right up to spook someone at a park for example. She's worse when it's Halloween, she'd scare off the entire neighborhood- just to be extra sweet the next month to them because they praise her for being SO GOOD at Halloween pranks... Except that wasn't a prank that was her true nature away from her family lmao-

This girl isn't JUST fluff, she's a swearing, prank filled menace of a woman. She will settle down if you're nice to her or Shelly, however. Give her belly rubs and she's your best friend purring away and using you as a pillow. Girl has a constant tummyache, it's always nice to get something to soothe it ya know? The ichor caused it, it's a bad side effect, nobody knows how Shelly doesn't have it. Vee definitely does though, but only her parents know from - unfortunate 3 am accidental jumpscares.

Dude I love talking about my lesbians I typed so much heeeelp-

they literally made him for me.

Dragons in my wof universe are put into 2 groups, the Intelligent aka Drovelant (The dragon tribes, whom have the intelligenceof a human & are sapient) & The Desvokae (The wild creatures who, while related to dragons, are not sapient)

Is it cannibalism to eet them? Yeh sort of. But then again... Sometimes u gotta commit cannibalism to a species that is considered a member of yur species EVEN THOUGH you evolved to be intelligent/sapient & not them.

But keep in mind: the none sapient dragons are actually that of rich ppl's food but on occasion can also be keep as pets.

TW-

Dirty jokes-

Shipping-?

Violence-?

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Kwazii : Barnacles is playing hard to get.

Kwazii : Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

———-

Peso: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Panni: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Peso: I don't have time for their problems, and I don’t wanna see the part where the dog dies-

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Dashie : *slams books down in front of Barnacles *

Dashie : Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Barnacles : You could of said literally anything else.

Dashie : Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Barnacles : I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

———-

Dashie : Slash gamemode creative.

Tweek: Dude, this isn't Min-

Dashie : *starts levitating*

———-

Natquick: How many children do you have?

Barnacles : Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

———-

Calico jack: I love you.

Natquick :I’m sorry.

———-

Tweek: Barnacles and Kwazii are getting married, can you believe it?

Dashie: No I can’t! That’s wonderful!

Inkling: It’s so wonderful they can’t believe it either-

———-

Barnacles : My head hurts.

Natquick : That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

———-

Shellington : Why are you doing this?

Pearl: Same reason I do everything, Shellington . To get somebody to like me.

———-

Tweek: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Dashie : Uh, Barnacles and Professor inkling are not getting along.

Tweek: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Dashie : You may have a point.

———-

Kwazii : Barnacles! I can't do this stupid math!

Barnacles: What’s the math problem?

Kwazii : Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Tweek, covering Peso 's ears, while barnacles smacks kwazii upside the head. Barnacles : Nice try Albert Einstein, not on this Tuesday afternoon-

He looks hot-