#literally whatever

headcanons infodump GO

- Earth is the only one who wears casual human clothes. regularly. Everyone else is aurafarming but Luna is kinda performative aurafarming at this point in time like his true nature is a normal gray t-shirt and sweatpants but he needs to uphold the goldilocks zone image for the both of them because Earth is giving them aura debt as a collective. I'm low-key lying do you see Earth he has that shit on ....but nobody else sees it that way 💔

- celestials dont usually have pupils or irises or anything like that but Earth eventually just. had them one day. And Luna was like okay I guess we're doing this now. DSOTM is not a follower and still just has flat grey eyes because he doesn't want to be family apparently he just wants to stay in his room and not participate #HATER. Except we're back with Luna being performative because he only ever manifests pupils when talking with Earth but if they're ever seperated he goes back to pure white. He just likes it the other way better

- nobody likes the pupils by the way like sometimes Earth will look at somebody too long and somebody will have to hit him like man close your eyes change that shit back bruh. And he'll be like a bad little kid taking off some bullshit he's wearing and he'll be annoyed about it the whole time

- really small satellites are like Tinkerbell on your shoulder like they're not babies but they're like little fairies and not the typical Reasonable Sized humanoids the planets and some other moons are. Phobos and Deimos are like little imps on Mars's shoulder and he has to swat them off like flies and they just keep climbing back on it's like a horror movie

- Earth and Luna are """"twins""""" kinda and lowkey the only instance of a planet and moon being siblings in the entire solar system. That's not usually the dynamic between moons and planets like at best the moon would be like a really little sibling but Luna is kind of breaking the mold he's paving new ways for moon-kind across the cosmos. I mean yeah they did kind of have an unbalanced relationship for awhile because Earth had a complex about his role in the universe but you know it's like when one sibling is like the golden child and then gets a big head about it. they beat him with sticks he's in reform now

- their sizes in their """human"""" forms is based on a bunch of wackadoodle nonsense. Luna isn't the biggest moon, but compared to like the difference between the gas Giants and their moons, when you place him next to Earth he's a substantially large moon. It also somewhat SOMEWHAT has correlation with state of mind. Like they can't actually change their size at will but in uncommon instances they can get a little bigger or smaller depending on their subconscious mindset. Ex: Luna got a little bigger, Earth got a little smaller

sigh go my solarballs slop go🥹