#linzer cookie

there will be more... mwehehehe... but for now you're getting the linzbrulee edition

I'll be so fr this gave me SO MUCH TROUBLE Linzer was a hard character to make headcanons for but I'll try my best :')

- When she was small she would watch horror movies with her dad (what was definitely a bad father move but we digress) and she gained her love for horror from there. The thing that really started her interest in crime novels was reading Agatha Crispy's (Agatha Christie's) novels at the ripe age of 12

- She didn't have many friends growing up because she didn't trust people so she would always tell shallow things about herself and withheld information

- Crème Brûlée was her first real friend (and later lover) and they met when Linzer went to study abroad in England

- Linzer is german but specifically from Austria 🇦🇹 Gott segne Österreich or something (moved to Germany at some point tho)

- Currently resides in the English countryside (w Crème Brûlée trust /delusion)

- Used to be quite the prankster when she was little

- Other than of course loving literature she was actually quite fond of biology and chemistry for all the wrong reasons. (writer shit iykwim)

- sapphic.

- Took her studies really seriously and was always an A student I think she majored in literature

- Tall. 184 cm. 6 feet in freedom units.

- Would have very strong opinions on Taylor Swift and Harry Potter (she'd judge you)

- Never swears but she will humiliate you so bad that you never recover if she feels like it without saying one cuss word

- Cannot physically wear shoes that don't have at least a little bit of heel to them

- Never talks about herself

- For some reason she keeps her birthday a secret and you won't waterboard that outta of her (unless you're Crème Brûlée because then for some reason you just know.)

- You wouldn't expect that from her but she's actually a really picky eater

- Loves movies and dreams of having her books adapted into a movie one day

- Linzer Cookie would be one of those girls who know everything about you before you tell her anything

- Listens and watches true crime non stop

- Actually really paranoid and she runs the worst scenerios down in her mind to every situation until she finds the perfect way to get out of them so she doesn't get surprised. It works believe it or not and now she won't panic in the moment when the bad things happen

- Her favorite animal is crows <333

- Her favorite fruit is dates

- 4 am night owl 🥀🥀💔💔

- Always suspicious of waiters and butlers for some reason...