Wild Headcanon Rant
(this isn’t very structured since it was all thought up while I washed off lmao. i apologize if my rambling is hard to read)
It’s honestly shocking how few others I see headcanoning botw Link as aroace. Not only does it just fit his character, but there are so many silly story aspects that can be messed with.
Point #1:
Think about it. Link is arguably one of the most attractive people in Hyrule— the amount of characters who have canonically crushed on him, as well as those whose attraction is just implied, is overwhelming. This man’s got hundreds of admirers, so many nearly the entire country’s fawning over him—
And he has no idea. Not a fucking clue. He probably thinks things like, “Mipha? Oh, she was just my bestie.”
“Zelda’s practically a sister, we’re such good friends.”
“I wonder why Paya gets so nervous around me; maybe I scare her?”
It’s just hilarious 😭😭
Point #2:
Food is his one true love. I don’t really need to explain myself here. Now, if only we could make garlic bread, then everything would be perfect
Point #3:
Have to go up against a supermodel of an enemy? No worries. While everyone else is flustered, Link’ll beat the shit out of them
Point #4:
The great fairies terrify him. Ever since he realized that they had romantic intentions, he avoids them with a stubbornness that’d rival a toddler mid-tantrum. He’ll wear his clothes down to the thread before he gets them upgraded, and even then, his friends have to force him to go anywhere near the fairy fountains
Point 5#:
An aroace Wild would probably give surprisingly good relationship advice. He’s never felt that kind of love, so he can look at a complicated situation and say the facts as they are
Lastly, I want to end with a disclaimer. This is all based on my preferences and my take on Link. I have no hate towards those who ship him with the others, I just personally can’t imagine him being with anyone
so, yeah. have a nice day 👍🏼













