Summary:Â Cooper buys a hotel sight unseen and asks Blaine to run it for him over the summer. Only, the hotel is a health and safety hazard and Inspectors Hummel and Abrams are hell-bent on closing it down. Can Blaine spruce the hotel up in time and save Cooper's investment?
Tropes/Genre:Â AU, alternate meeting, Inspector!Kurt, Cooper Anderson, fluff, romance
Lynne’s review: This is so sweet! I really enjoyed it.
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Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, Dani, Gunther, Isabelle Wright (mentioned)
Summary: Kurt has trouble sleeping. Rachel sends him to an aromatherapy candle store, which just so happens to be run by Blaine.
Genre/Tropes: Alternate Universe, Canon-divergence, Alternative Meeting, Store Owner Blaine, Student Kurt, Vogue Kurt, Slight Supernatural Elements
Warnings: Mentions of sex acts (not described)
Author’s Notes:
Thank you so much, @twinkkurt, for the gorgeous fanart you made for this story. I can’t stop staring at it. Stunning!
Thank you so much, @hkvoyage, for cheerleading me on whenever I needed encouragement, for your swift and useful feedback, and generally for being the best beta a writer could hope for. You’re amazing, and I truly value your help ♥
Thank you to @the-lima-bean mods for organising this bang and making everything run like clockwork. I’m so stoked there’s going to be lots of new fanfics to read, all because of you!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Glee
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson
Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Adam Crawford, Rachel Berry, Burt Hummel, Carole Hudson-Hummel
Additional Tags: Christmas Fluff, coffee shop AU, Fake Dating, For the Secret Santa Klaine event
Summary:
Kurt discovers that his boyfriend is a two timing bastard on the day before he is set to introduce him to his parents. What is he going to tell his dad? Blaine Anderson never imagined he'd own a coffee shop in New York, but sometimes life likes to play tricks on you. When the guy he had a crush on in high school walks into his shop, is it destiny?
@lilyvandersteen once upon a time you tagged me in a post, saying that I should draw some inspiration from it
Here it is after God knows how long
On AO3
Usually, going grocery shopping with Dan is nothing to write home about.
Well, except for Dan, who seems particularly excited to talk about the “cocoflowers” and the “fissies” he saw in the supermarket to his grandfather, who usually listens far too intently.
Anyways.
This time around, though, Kurt thinks he will definitely be the home telling the story to his father because one minute, Dan was by his side, sucking on his pointing finger while holding the hem of his jacket, and the next, Dan is not there anymore.
All it took for this disappearing act to occur is Kurt reaching up for the good box of mac’n’cheese.
Damn you, Annie’s.
“Dan?”
At first, Kurt is not particularly worried. It’s not unusual for Dan to just wander around, particularly this close to the snacks aisle, and he returns to Kurt’s side the minute he hears his name.
But as the seconds feel more and more like leaded minutes, Kurt feels a cold sweat covering his back.
“Dan?!”
The basket lays somewhere on the floor, and now Kurt is running through the supermarket, slaloming between bewildered customers to find his son.
“Excuse me?”
Someone approaches behind him and Kurt twirls on his heel. A stranger carries Dan on his hip, a small smile on his lips.
Now let’s pause for a moment here, as Kurt’s brain fries just a little bit at the sight of said stranger.
The part of his brain that is not rushing on adrenaline, coffee and worries anyway.
Kurt may be a parent, but he has eyes (and hormones): the man holding his kid looks …
Good.
Very good.
That jacket, which is the same one Kurt is wearing, what a man of good taste for sure, does wonder for his shorter but sturdier figure.
Daddy likey.
Speaking of Daddy, back to our tale.
“Dan!”
Before going to Kurt, Dan pats the stranger’s cheek in a gesture so reminiscent of his own father’s goodbye that he has to bite his lips to keep from laughing.
“Where have you been?” Kurt asks as he pulls Dan close to him. “And who are you?” he adds, turning to the stranger who is, damn him, still smiling at them with a smile Kurt wants to taste.
Since things can and will get stranger, the man holds up his hand like he rescues lost children for a living. “Blaine Anderson,” he introduces himself.
Kurt blinks. And blinks again.
Until Dan whispers in that not so discreet whisper, “Daddy, you’re supposed to fake the mifter’s hand.”
“Oh, right,” Kurt says, going back to his senses, shaking Blaine’s hand.
That’s a nice hand. Kurt likes that hand.
“Kurt. Hummel. And this is Dan.”
“So I gathered,” Blaine replies, his smile widening as Dan wiggles his fingers at him.
Shit, his son is better at flirting than him.
Though Kurt is not sure him grinning and waving at a stranger would be as cute.
“It seems that Dan confused me for you because of our jackets,” Blaine continues, finally--alas--letting go of Kurt’s hand. “I didn’t even realize he was following me out of the store until he pulled on it.”
“Thank you for bringing him back,” Kurt says, rubbing his cheek on top of Dan’s head. “It’s the first time I meet someone wearing the same clothes as me.”
“Not as well though,” Blaine replies softly, his voice warm and melodious.
If there is such a thing as a siren in human form, then Blaine Anderson may be one of them, and yes, Kurt is waxing poetics about a man he literally just met, so sue him.
“Oh.”
“Daddy, you need to fay fank you to Blaine for faying fomefing nice.”
Dan is frowning at Kurt as he chastises him.
“Right, fank--I mean, thank you.”
Blaine’s cheeks turn a discreet shade of pink, no doubt no match for Kurt’s red ones. “No need to thank me for simply stating the truth,” Blaine adds, fidgeting with his grocery bag. “Um. I should--I should get going. Now,” he adds, tapping his finger lightly on Dan’s nose, much to his delight, “you stay with your daddy from now on, okay?”
“Otay.”
Blaine chuckles before looking up, straight into Kurt’s eyes (and heart and soul, and oh, fuck you).
“And you, Kurt Hummel, have a nice day,” Blaine says, his voice seemingly dropping as he, the adorable fucker, winks at Kurt before leaving.
Two thoughts cross Kurt’s mind there and then.
I hate to see you go, but sweet it is to watch you go.
And
Who the fuck winks?!? And why is it so effective???
“Daddy.”
“Yes, mijo?”
“Blaine is weally p’etty.”
“Yes he is.”
“Much more p’etty than Adam.”
“Dan, we agreed not to say his name anymore.”
Dan nods wisely, looking down at his t-shirt before clapping his hands.
In that moment, he looks far too much like Santana when she has one of her master plans for Kurt’s liking.
“We should invite him fo’ a playdate!” Dan exclaims, his smile going from ear to ear.
“A what?”
“A playdate!”
Kurt focuses on not thinking about what kind of games he’d like to play with Blaine--it bears repeating that he doesn’t know a thing about the guy beyond his name, his taste in clothes and the fact that he is not a kidnapper.
Though he wouldn’t mind getting to know him better.
“Get to know him biblically,” his inner Santana cackles, and he hates that she is right.
“You know what, mijo? That’s a great idea.”
“I know.”
“Go get him.”
Kurt lets Dan down on his feet with a little pat to his back.
Dan takes off running, a dimple in his cheek as he focuses on his mission as Kurt picks up the basket and follows him.
Maybe something to write home about after all.
(Santana doesn’t even give him hell for turning their son into a “dark golden retriever”, but she never lets him forget.
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