10min/1k, rated G, no warnings

Hollanov, outsider POV, post canon

Summary: Shane and Ilya are outed via fanmail. This is a random user's twitter timeline. (Or, most people have zero idea who these hockey guys are... Wait. Is that the Rolex guy?!)

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fic text by anonymous on Ao3, podfic recorded by @xianvar @meggiejolly @cathalinaheart @robinfai @apple-sapling @shakespearestolemyurl @elany @thriceapodfic @bunsprout @kd-heart, others and I at EuroPodFriends convention 2026!

My Hollanov tag list: @toboldlynerd @live-laugh-love-ao3 lmk if anyone else wants to be notified when I post more!

Yes, I'm definitely still taking prompts! And it's great to be back writing GM fic :D a challenge, too, to find the characters' voices again after so long (and only took me what, a month, to write a short prompt fic? xD) but a fun challenge! Thanks for the prompt, I hope you'll like what I did with it!

2k, rated T, no warnings, pre-relationship

A follow up to Lily Hearts Jane (16k, E, no warnings) by @photographer-of-thoughts, here's another Hollanov ficlet:

2k words, rated T, no warnings apply

Summary: Yuna has to laugh. "Men! Honestly. You've been seeing each other for nine years, and you got couple's tattoos before you managed to say that you're in love? He organized an entire photo shoot for you, and it still took you a decade to figure out that there might be feelings involved?!"

Or: Shane got a tattoo to match Ilya's. Now how is he going to explain the sight of a girl's name on his hip to his mother?

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In this podfic project, Shane gives impromptu sex education!

Text by guarddog|theslymoon, podfic voices recorded by @xianvar @elany @meggiejolly @robinfai @vexbatch @apple-sapling, narrated by me, the separate audio parts cut together and edited by xia :)

~30min audio, rated M, no warnings, humor

Fic by @antiadvil, podfic recorded by @xianvar @shakespearestolemyurl @meggiejolly and I at the europodfriends convention 2026!

rated T, no warnings, 12 minutes / 2k words

Summary: Ilya Rozanov runs into Rose Landry outside of a Montreal nightclub.

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Alt audio links in case Ao3 is down again (but pls come kudos & comment on Ao3 when it's up): archive.org Google drive

Fic by @bolithesenate, podfic recorded by @shakespearestolemyurl @xianvar @robinfai @wilfriede and I during europodfriends 2026!

22min(3k words), rated G, no warnings, humor, Yoda's Disaster Lineage, canon-divergence AU, Feral Padawans & Jedi Masters

Summary: The first day of a newly minted Master-Padawan pair is always special, and Komari wants to celebrate the procurement of her Orange One with an adequately hearty meal. Only that she has to raid someone else's pantry to do so - and makes quite the interesting discovery about her new Padawan because of that. Well, luckily, she knows just the thing to do... and Vokara Che's sanity is a small price for the continued wellbeing of her little orange minion!